07 August 2009

The Real Joke is Government Service

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.
  • Internal Revenue 'Service'
  • U..S. Postal 'Service'
  • Telephone 'Service'
  • Cable TV 'Service'
  • Civil 'Service'
  • State, City, County & Public 'Service'
  • Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I.
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2 comments:

  1. Blago BloggoAugust 7, 2009 at 7:48:00 AM EDT

    I should give credit where credit is due. My cousin, Bubba Baggins, told me this joke. He did not get this joke from that woman, Monica Hairfoot.

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  2. Aunt FloAugust 9, 2009 at 12:50:00 AM EDT

    Next time some douche asks you 'Where's the Beef?' point them here..

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