Much like the Emperors Caligula and Nero before him, and the Amon-Ra-begot Pharoahs before them, Emperor Obama has ascended to the rank of the deified Godkings.
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Buy the Little Blue Book of the sayings of Comrade Barack Obama. Read it. Learn it. Love it.
Watch the Prayer to the Godking
Participate in the Prayer to the Godking
Learn the call and response to participate as fluently as these practiced worshippers from SEIU and ACORN.
Priestess: We are here for the healing of the nation
People: Yes
To the prophet Jeremiah we cry out
Is there no balm in Gilead?
Is there no physician here?
Why has not the health of my poor people been restored?
Hear our cry Obama
With the prophet MLK we cry out of all the barbs and inequalities
Injustice in healthcare is the most inhumane
Hear our cry Obama
From healthcare systems and industries that place profits over people
Deliver us Obama
From lobbying efforts that block access to quality healthcare for all
Deliver us Obama
From greed and fear that replace the reality of God's abundance and the power of community with the myths of scarcity and isolation
Deliver us Obama
From scapegoatism of immigrants, from blaming the poor, from all the evil attitudes which deem healthcare as a right of the privileged rather than a basic human right
Deliver us Obama
Protect all those who face illness without good healthcare insurance.
What a special feeling you must have after that amazing prayer. I know I have.
The WON and only Saviour, Lord Obamassiah will heal us all and will grant us all unicorns that poops gold dust and deliver us from the evil of working. Now all bow your heads for the Obamassiah prayer in the Obama Bible, Obamacare 3:16
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