When I was walking down the Capitol Steps tonight the director of Charlie Rangel's office was walking a heifer up the steps. I asked him what he was doing with a cow at the Capital. Was he playing a joke on someone?
"No," he said, "I got Bessie for the milk."
"You're going to have a cow in Rangel's offices," I observed.
"Yeah, her name's Bessie."
"Isn't that gross?"
"What do you mean?"
"What about the shit and the flies?" I asked.
"Bessie can get used to them," he answered.
"No," he said, "I got Bessie for the milk."
"You're going to have a cow in Rangel's offices," I observed.
"Yeah, her name's Bessie."
"Isn't that gross?"
"What do you mean?"
"What about the shit and the flies?" I asked.
"Bessie can get used to them," he answered.
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