The People's Cube has it 1000% correct. Fister is the correct comeback for progressive douchebags who call you a Tea-Bagger. Make them defend Kevin Jennings' awesome FIST of safe schools.
UPDATE: "Happy Fistivus" Midwinter Festival
A coalition of liberal sex education advocates says the Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress will end support for abstinence-only programs that emphasize marriage and heterosexual relationships. [...]Damn good idea to get rid of that insidious pro-marriage agenda! Stellar, Kevin. Just stellar! Looks like you already have Planned Parenthood teaching Sex Ed to 15-year-olds in Cleveland. Good idea there too! How young, exactly, do you want to start teaching kids how to put a condom on a banana or a gigantic throbbing cucumber? Are you too also shy to tell us? I wonder if you had anything to do with conducting this survey back in 2002-2003?
Martha Kempner, vice president for information and communications with SIECUS, said the sex education programs used over the past eight years in America’s middle and high schools had a pro-marriage agenda.
From March 2002 to March 2003, the federal government paid more than a thousand 15- to 17-year-olds $40 each to answer questions about their sex lives, including intimate questions about specific sexual acts, whether they had ever engaged in homosexual acts, whether they had used contraception, and what sorts of discussions they had had with their parents about sex.Unbe-fucking-lievable!
Barack Acorn Obama oughtta be ashamed for funneling taxpayer money to an organization that engages in organized vote fraud and encourages criminals to buy houses using government loans for poor people and ruin neighborhoods by introducing illegal activities like prostitution, sex slavery, and who knows what else? Drug dealing? Car thievery and chop shops? Where does it end for these douchebags? Van Jones, who resigned as White House Green Jobs Czar after creating precisely zero green jobs and a whole hell of a lot of grief for Barack Milhous Obama, is blaming a vicious smear campaign ironically based on videos of his own words and ideas and those of Obama's top staff, who have been watching him ever since he first started the Revolutionary Communist agitating back in Oakland. His indigestible commie rap must have had something to do with it too.
And in a sign of exactly how much the Obama regime wants to bury this news, it was announced at midnight on a Saturday night in the freaking middle of a holiday weekend.
Never forget! Never forget! Never forget!
Never forget! Never forget! Never forget!
Also on it, Other McCain.
Fri, 08/28/2009 - 21:12 — NoGWBpolicyleft...
Here's one from our friendly neighborhood democrats in Michigan.
The Speaker of the House in Michigan (a Democrat) introduced a plan to require all public employees be put under one state run health insurance program.
Basically, another "screw the working class" proposal.
Needless to say, all of us employees who have had our wages slashed due to lack of raises over the last fifteen years are not too happy.
In that time we have had 12 raises that amounted to less than 1.2%! That means, we have really taken a pay cut. Six of those year we got zero% raise in order to keep our health insurance. Despite that, we have also taken concessions on health insurance two of the last four years to help keep our districts afloat! We opened our contracts to do that - the ultimate in good faith.
Now, this bluedog introduces this rightwing fantasy legislation that would destroy a major portion of what is left of Michigan's middle class. They have already crushed the U.A.W., and now, a DEMOCRAT introduces legislation that would basically destroy collective bargaining rights for workers, and crush the last vestige of worker opposition to the corporate fascists!
I called this little bastards office a few weeks ago, and got a very young kid who laughed at me when I asked if the Speaker really was from the party of FDR? He said laughing, "that was 50 years ago." He was totally ignorant, and the biggest dipshit I have talked to since I called Max Baucus' office a couple of years ago. Maybe it was the same guy?
So I moved on to the Speaker Pro Tem and talked to a very intelligent guy who completely understood everything at stake. His mother was a teacher, and he felt that the Speakers legislation would have to be supportive of workers and unions rights. He also was apalled when I told him of the bluedog jackass I talked to in the Speakers office and wanted his name.
In 2006, the repukes controlled our State House of representatives 58 - 52. After last year, the democrats hold a 67 - 43 majority thanks to the hundreds of thousands of public employees who campaigned and supported them.
And this is what we got in return; a big fat knife in the back!
Well, this blogger has finally had enough! I am going to start a petition demanding his resignation as Speaker, or that the House democrats strip him of his Speakership role. If they don't, they can try to win re-election next year without the 500,000 public employees, their spouses and family members support!
Hillary Clinton's plate is full.
Bill Clinton threw a birthday for someone very special in Las Vegas. Slick Willy really knows how to throw a party. He picked a great place for it. Dinner at one of the hottest and most pricey restaurants on the Strip...Craftsteak at the MGM Grand hotel.
Where they elevate the concept of a steakhouse by charging $240 for an 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak. Potatoes and other sides are extra, of course.
All the A-list Douchenistas were there. Former Vice President Al Gore and John D. Podesta. As well as Terry McAuliffe, Paul Begala, Haim Saban....wait, who?..Hollywood executive and significant financial contributor to Mr. Clinton.
Lets not forget Steve Bing, Hollywood media mogul who regularly lends Bill his private jet. Even if Bill wants to take it to North Korea, and poke his big fat nose up in Hillary's business.
So who would Bill throw such a lavish party for? That's right, himself. Turns out he just turned 63.
Why was Bill having it now, when his birthday isn't until Aug 19th? Why would he invite Algore? Why would Algore come to Clinton's b-day, unless there was some kind of manmade ego cooling or some sort of a rapprochement between them.
I think I remember, I was sitting in Harry Reid's kitchen after doing his Mom....Harry wandered in and mentioned something about a 'National Clean Energy Summit' that he was throwing together. Bill Clinton was one of the marquee speakers. Does Algore know that both China and India told him to go bugger off as far as capping emissions go? Did Algore remember to turn off all his lights at the mansion? Does Algore jerk-off to Inconvenient Truth?
I gotta give credit, two events with one trip to Vegas...props to all those guys for using their private-jet fuel so efficiently.
It weighs heavy on Hillary's heart that she can't be there watching over Bill, but, like her grand derriere, she carries her huge burden without complaint.
Hillary has to be strong as she deftly manages the unbearable weight of her massive workload. Plus, folks always seize on these episodes as evidence of further troubles in the substantially gravid Clinton marriage.
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, left, is seen letting housing project manger Patricia Matolengwe, right, try on some of her clothes during a visit on the outskirts of Cape Town, South Africa(AP Photo/Phil Graves)
President Jacob Zuma’s administration of South Africa has overturned the failed AIDS polices of his predecessor, Thabo Mbeki, and in so doing has reversed damage, saved lives and reinstated good relations with the international community. South Africa, with its enormous AIDS problem, had been conducting AIDS policies that were based on prejudice rather than science.
This week, Hillary welcomed the new South African governments approach to dealing with the HIV and AIDS problem, after years in which SA officials denied the link between the two and even promoted ‘cures’ such as eating beets and garlic. Hillary politely disagreed saying a parturient amount of eating can be a great way of dealing with most any problem.
"Is that the catering truck I hear?, get me something with bacon on it" Clinton said at a US-funded clinic where emaciated patients receive antiretroviral drugs.
So,Hillary continues her elephantine march through an 11-day tour of Africa, speaking in the conflict-torn Democratic Republic of Congo, which faces an epidemic of rape and sexual violence.
Now either Hillary hasn't been laid for quite some time or she's having the painters in for hummer week, cause she had a hair trigger...especially when someone mentioned her care-free husband. (who was probably naked doing Tequila belly shots as they spoke)
Maybe she misheard the question? Hillary's thick skin strained against the faux-polyester material of her tight-fitting pantsuit as the French translator got it wrong, translating "what does your husband think" for "what does your president think."
"Wait, you want to know what my husband thinks? My husband is not the secretary of State...I am," she snapped. "You ask my opinion, I will tell you my opinion. I'm not going to be channeling my husband."
"It's inappropriate for a diplomat to be so harshly personal," said Robert Schadler, senior fellow in public diplomacy at the American Foreign Policy Council, "You can't imagine the great secretaries of state with expressing that unnecessary personal view when they would be overseas and talking to a foreign audience."
I think Clinton's outburst was a reaction to her struggle to remain comfortable in a chair that was barely holding together under the substantial heftiness of her-thighness, as well as the fact that the first six months as top diplomat have been overshadowed by her husband's successful mission last week bring home two American journalists from a North Korean prison.
Hillary Clinton has struggled for decades to balance her weight, her interests and her ambitions against her husband's.
She was sidelined in June with a broken elbow, which luckily didn't interfere with her multi-course meals, but it did keep her from accompanying President Obama on some high-profile foreign trips. Rumor has it she can consume mass-quantities of Honey-roasted peanuts. Incidently, this is not the first time people have asked for her husband's point of view.
Speaking of her husband, Hillary unveiled a $17 million plan Tuesday to fight the widespread sexual violence in eastern Congo, the problem she said was "an evil that really hits home."
The corpulent cabinet secretary, speaking from a reinforced stage, during a visit to Goma, the epicenter of war-torn Congo, she said she would send military folks to help train Congolese police officers to crack down on rapists. She also said the American government would help train gynecologists and supply rape victims with video cameras.....to document the violence...What the Fuck?
"This problem is too big for one country to solve alone, I'm not here to leave a business card, but I can't wave a magic wand either"...again, What the Fuck?
Hey Hillary, did you know that the Congo has been awash in bloodshed for more than a decade. You don't have time for another bag of cookies. Recent Congo-Rwanda military operations along the border have provoked revenge attacks and driven more than 500,000 people from their homes. Dozens of villages of have been burned, hundreds of villagers massacred and countless women raped. In fact, hundreds of thousands of women have been sexually assaulted.
Put down the Nachos Bell Grande and pay attention. Rapes of men have begun to increase as well.
When Clinton lugged her abundant and copious frame to Africa, she promised she would shine a light on the civilian deaths and endemic sexual violence and that she would call on the government of Congo, whose own soldiers share some blame in many of the abuses, to do a better job of protecting its own people. I gather that's where the Video cameras come in...Heck of a job, Hillary.
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