The Story of Stuff is BS

I call Bullshit on this.

Terrorist hippies are burning down American houses every day to "protect nature." This video is propaganda for burning down the house of all the real progress that science has allowed us to achieve in the last 500 years. This is about them burning down your house, your car, your job, and everything that makes your life easier than life was 500 years ago. Societies don't give up and turn back the clock 500 years unless they are ready to die, because that's what happens. This is all about giving up and committing societal suicide.

Fuck off, hippies! I liked you better when you were stoned off your ass. Go back to Berserkely and ruin it some more. Leave the rest of us alone.

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Nancy Napoleonosi: Power is my Boytoy

This has got to be the best exclusive photo and interview I have ever gotten. I got to talk, well, listen to Nancy Pelosi in person! It went like this:

The Empress of San Francisco, Lady Protector of the Golden Gate, Patroness of the Teabaggers Guild and Salad Tossers Guild of the Castro District, High Druidess of the Haight, Lady Nancy Napoleonosi, appears before you to bestow upon you an immeasurably valuable nugget of her wisdom.

Hearken and learn, oh ye bitter clinging douchebags of the outlying provinces. Open your provincial proletarian ears and listen to your betters when they deign to grace you with their superior aristocratic wit.

Props to Reagan Fanatic for the excellent photoshop.

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Democrat false flag attack on Denver Democrat Douchequarters

The SEIU and ACORN would never do this, right? No Democrats, except these two Democrats who have a history of working as paid campaigners for Democrats, would ever do this, right? Bullshit! That's the Chicago way.

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Anti-Bush douchebags get caught making bombs to kill Republicans, threaten to kill FBI informant, get informed on, more caught

We believe in the rule of law and all that shit, right? So what are we supposed to do when we are around people who are plotting to throw bombs at delegates to a political party's national convention? Are we supposed to stay quiet and let the bombs blow up, killing who they kill, or should we let the law know first so the mass murder plot can be stopped?

Next question. If your friends got caught with bombs they were planning to use to murder people of that political party, what would you do? Would you wonder what the fuck was wrong with them for planning to murder people? Or would you be mad at the guy who told the FBI about it?

What would you do? If you are Katyanne Marie Kibby of Austin, you threaten to kill the FBI informer, who promptly tells the FBI, leading to your arrest and prosecution for crimes that could put you in prison for 20 years and fine you $250 thousand.

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