Showing posts with label drunk douchebaggery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk douchebaggery. Show all posts

27 November 2009

Tiger Woods slow motion 2:25 AM crash into fire hydrant, tree

Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer in the world right now, perhaps the best of all time, and one of today's greatest athletes. Those who haven't played golf have no idea how difficult it is to do what Woods does. I admire Woods as much as someone can admire a sports figure, so it pains me to say that Tiger Woods is a douchebag. He might or might not be progressive (I have my suspicions) but in order to drive out of his driveway at 2:25 AM and crash into a fire hydrant, then into a tree, and need to be taken to the hospital, he could not have been in his right mind.

Yeah, it sure sounds like he was drunk as a skunk. That's a douchebag move! Tiger, you should have known better. Next time you're drunk out of your mind and need to run down to the store to get baby formula call a taxi or limo service. We all commit douchebaggery on occasion, but usually manage to avoid obviously stupid moves like this.

Geez! What a Douchebag!

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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