Megan Fox: Progressive Cheesecake Watch

This picture of Megan Fox is a perfect metaphor for Hollywood. It looks pretty until it opens its mouth, and then all the shark teeth come out and threaten to bite your head off. So anyway, do you still think she's hot?

Remember how she got rid of the boney look by eating red velvet cake? Or how Megan said she'd try to get the Decepticons to kill off the middle of America if they'd leave her neighborhood alone? Oh, and Paris... Or how she loves the idea of going all lesbo like Lindsey, but with a porn queen.

You know, you can still think she's hot. I do. It should be obvious since she is the very first hotty to be featured on our shameless Rule 5 hit-mongering Progressive Cheesecake Watch. She's pretty on the outside, right?



On the left is a mockup of her as WonderWoman because she said she'd gladly be responsible for offing half of America if her neighborhood (and Paris) didn't get bothered. Some people are twisted, aren't they?

On the right is her in love with herself in the mirror. How fucking apt! Narcissus was turned into a flower for gazing at  his beautiful bod. What will Megan turn into, other than a leather-skinned old hag?

Too much sun, Miss Fox.

And here we see her on the left, as a jaw-droppingly hot slice. On the right she is the she-hulk. I can't see that working out very well, but even a progressive douchebag has gotta work. She doesn't have other choices than the She-Hulk movie if she cannot act and won't do porn instead of doing porn stars.

UPDATE: Wonderful mention at R. S. McCain, but there's one correction to it. The lead photo isn't a photoshop. It is a publicity still from Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, in which she plays a super sexy ghoul or some such monster.

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Cat-Wobaman

I don't see what the problem is with Barack Obama as one of the villains from the Batman movies. All I know is the tolerant progressive douchebags who mocked up posters of Dumb and Dumberer with George W. Bush on them are going postal over these new Obama posters.

So, uhhhh, what's the problem anyway? Does somebody have a problem with the whole metrosexual thing? What's the matter? R Progressive douchebags down on teh gheys or something?

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Narcissism at the "Beer Summit"

Frances Rice of Black Politics on the Web writes:

How do we decide who is a racist? The dictionary tells us a racist harbors feelings of antagonism and superiority based on biological differences, such as skin color. So, what demonstrates that President Barack Obama harbors such feelings toward white people? Glimpses of Obama’s mindset can be obtained from reading his two books, “The Audacity of Hope” and “Dreams from My Father” where Obama describes his animosity toward white people.

In “Dreams from My Father” Obama wrote: “I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother’s race.” This book also contains an explanation of why Obama joined and remained for 20 years in Trinity United Church of Christ, the church of black liberation theologian Rev. Jeremiah Wright who preached hatred against whites. Obama wrote: “It came about as a choice and not an epiphany”. The core of black liberation theology is black separatism, a movement that, for more than a century, has been opposed to racial integration.

One of the many dangers in cultivating racism, as our progressive President admits he did, is it will lead not only to hate of those who are not in one's own group, but to a general objectification of anyone who is part of the human race. The manipulative narcissist's motto "what can I make you do for me?" is the operative thought, rather than "what can I do for you?" People are not people anymore, but chits in a power play. That's who Obama was drinking beer with on the White House lawn yesterday: Chits; markers; points.

Crowley and Gates represent votes and money. Crowley represents the police unions that supported Obama in 2008, that Obama stabbed in the back with his kneejerk accusation of racism. Gates represents the progressive racist establishment in government, law, human resources and non-profits communities that believes black Americans and other designated victim groups cannot succeed on their own, and need government to force employers to give them racist preferences. Obama needs both of these groups to vote for him and his progressive douchebag comrades in Congress.

Sgt. Crowley, we watched as you graciously helped Mr. Gates down those steps. He needed the help. Mr. Gates, we watched as you accepted Sgt. Crowley's assistance. And we watched as Pres. Obama turned his back on both of you to rush to the cameras. How does it feel to be used by a narcissist?

I'd venture to say "it sucks!"

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