Jim Treacher MIGHT BE THE BEST HUMORIST EVER!

Next to Aunt Flo, that is. No, really. I mean it.

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Update: On further reflection I believe the dance is called a ho-down.

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Stalin Honored for D-Day Contributions

Forget for a minute that he didn't send a single soldier to the D-Day landings, and that he was busy arresting his own army officers and sending them to the Gulag, Josef Stalin deserves a bust in the D-Day Museum in Bumfuzzle Virginia.

WTF?

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Katie Couric makes cover of Newsweek

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What kind of moron bases serious scientific studies on a computer program?

Apparently the CRU gang did. Jones, Wigley, Mann, Hansen, and the whole gang of liars, cheats, and bullies. Typical progressive plot, to prostitute what they are supposedly doing in order to strengthen their political position.

It's all about power, not truth, in progressive douchebag land.

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Stimuluselessness and the Great Depression mark 2.0

The idea that Government, by borrowing money from ordinary people and spending it on bullshit that nobody wants, needs, or asked for, can bring a shocked economy back to life is so obviously retarded that only a Progressive Douchebag could ever possibly believe it. Even Keynes didn't believe it, though Progressive Douchebags have twisted his words to pretend that he did.

Right now the progressive douchebag policies enacted since Pelosi's douchebags took over in 2007 have us in Great Depression mark 2.0. But you say, we only have 10% unemployment! Youth unemployment is only at 50%. There was growth this quarter. To which I answer:

Bullshit! The real jobless rate is 17.5%.

Look at this graph, comparing unemployment in the current DEPRESSION to the GREAT DEPRESSION, and weep at what the progressives have done. Again. Just like they did in Hoover's and FDR's administrations. They are set on destroying our economy, and in the crisis reforging America as a socialist meddler that will never give you a millisecond of privacy or leave you alone to do one, goddamn thing.

Nudge nudge nudge nudge nudge.

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New York, New York

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One of the funniest songs ever!

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Most grotesque story of the day

Would you believe a Peruvian murder gang that dismembered victims and sold their rendered fat to European cosmetics company as an anti-wrinkle treatment?

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FIFY Contest: Barry's Girls

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you." The only rule for a FIFY is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic and viewed on this and other blogs. Add a comment with each entry.

It turns out that Oprah, who dedicated her TV show to electing Barack Obama in 2008, isn't getting along as well with Barry's husbandwife as expected.

Catfight!

Fix this one, pally walzies.It ought to be fun!

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Mr. Hand goes to Washington

First off let's start some music by clicking here. Give it a minute, wait till the music starts........Turn up your speakers and spark a doobie...are you ready? OK.

Remember the guy from high school that everyone thought was a loser? You know, the guy that carried around an empty backpack and always had a cigarette behind his ear?

Remember? He used to sit in the back of class and quietly fall asleep or stare at the wall? The guy that came to school stoned and was on a first name basis with everyone from the principal to campus security? Remember that guy?

I don't think Resident Obama ever quite grew up...

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The Adventures of Resident Obama

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Black Privileged Douchebag

Because he is a cafe au lait-skinned architecture professor of remote African descent, and a douchebag, Lionel McIntyre knows that in douchebag politically correct racial preferences-land that gives him the racially based privilege to punch a white woman in the eye and get away with it

scot free. It's a sure thing that Columbia University would never punish a black man for beating up a white woman, right? Or a man for beating up a woman.

Certainly not a tenured black man. Or any tenured man. Or any tenured person. Unless he or she was not a member of a privileged minority category, or not a Democrat.

Hey Present Hopenchange, did McIntyre just do something stupid? Or maybe the woman to whom he gave a black eye was the one who did something really stupid?

Yeah, I thought so.

Political correctness is sooooooooooooooooo dead.

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Douchebag in Chief marks worst terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11 with a board game weekend at Camp David

So after Nidal Malik Hasan went all sudden jihad syndrome at Fort Hood and after shouting 'Allahu Akbar,' killed 13 while wounding 28, we got to see the difference between class and a douchebag. The Douchebag in Chief covered all his political bases with the Interior Department at a speech for 2 minutes before even mentioning the Fort Hood shootings. He warned people against jumping to any conclusions that the killer was an American Muslim who had decided to go to Jihad terror war with his own country. Then he went right back into the politicking.

Turns out that Obama did not go to visit Fort Hood, though he will appear there for the memorial service, which will be heavily covered by the Pravda press. But there was another who visited Fort Hood already, in the dark of night, directing that the press not make a big deal of it. He and his wife were there to comfort and commiserate with the military and civilian personnel at Fort Hood, and not to run an interminable political campaign.

In the meantime, the Douchebag in Chief relaxed at Camp David.

Barack Hussein Obama is a lucky guy that he doesn't have to worry about Jihad, huh? Why would that be now? Just asking...

Thanks to Clarice Feldman and Dan Riehl.

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Froma Harrop, if that is your real name, you may not be a tea-bagger

But if you are not a tea-bagger, it's only because you're not a homosexual male with an obsession over huge scrotal sacs. Try talking with Anderson Cooper, who, with David Shuster, Rachel "the twelve year old boy" Maddow, and Keith Olbermann, collectively seem to find the phrase "tea-bagger" incredibly invigorating. I'm guessing you aren't a tea-bagger, Froma, because you are really a salad-tosser. That's about what I get out of your rude, crude, and blooched potty-mouth crap in this stupid article.

Bite me. Or maybe more appropriately, salad-tosser, kiss my winking, crinkling ass!

Froma! As if!

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Pay to Pray: Chicago Church Raffles off $1000 out of the offering

Stealing from the poorbox

Money changers in the temple

These old sayings are all about keeping mammon out of the church when people are there, on Sunday morning, to pray and make themselves right with God. In a way that is typical of Chicago with its pay to play politics, a Chicago church is now giving cash prizes totaling $1000 to three lucky attendees just for sitting in the lucky seat.

Luck or Prayer: Pick One

Douchebags! Missing! the! Point!

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Either the crack slowly opening in Ethiopia will create an Ocean in Africa

Or Gaia is about to have the biggest bowel movement and shit out the largest turd of all time... Unless you count the Moon as the largest turd of all time.

Read the whole ludicrous thing.

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