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Why would we want doctors who are just like teachers?

Samuel M. Pittman, an alumnus of the College of Eastern Utah, sure can set up a strawman.

In a socialist government, health care providers and administrators would live in housing provided by the government; receive vouchers for food, clothing, fuel and perhaps a small cash stipend.

The health care planned is more like the American education system. Our teachers and administrators are paid a salary that is drawn from taxpayers, but they are responsible to buy or rent their own homes and pay for food, clothing and fuel from their own pockets. These individuals are purchasing produced goods, contributing to the gross national product and thus are participants in the capitalist system.

Furthermore America has public and private education systems that co-exist and function quite well independent of one another. Consumers are free to choose where they send their children.

You know what we will get if we make doctors just like teachers? We will get DOCTORS WHO ARE JUST LIKE TEACHERS! We will have to pay for their lazy, uneducated, bureaucratic, petty, bossy, vindictive selves even if we also pay for good doctors somewhere else who know what they are doing. Hmmm, let's pretend we are like Mr. Pittman and want it, just for fun.

I am a rectal-cranial-invert like Mr. Pittman. Here is what I want:

• A doctor who goes on vacation for 3 months every single year, plus a week in the spring, the fall, and two at Christmas.
• A doctor whose office hours are 7AM to 1:30PM.
• A doctor who gives me homework.
• A doctor who makes me get a hall pass to use the toilet.
• A doctor who will not let me leave the the office until the end of the day.
  
• A doctor who denies me treatment if I talk out of turn.
• A doctor who doesn't know the experimental method.
• A doctor who makes me "press 1 for English" before I can talk to someone.
• A doctor who expects me to sit all day and wait for ten minutes of treatment.
• A doctor who makes me sit next to disruptive, violent or virulently sick patients in the examination room.
• A doctor who sends me home if I'm too sick.
• A doctor who wants to be my friend instead of my doctor.
• A doctor who dots his or her i's with a happy face.
• A doctor who gives me stickers when I do the "right" thing.
• A doctor who rants about Marxist crap before treatment.
• A doctor who won't give my kid an aspirin or allow her to take one herself, but will give her an abortion without letting me know.
  
• A doctor who has sex with school kids with the frequency of teachers.
  

Yeah, you know, I changed my mind. I don't want that.

Parents can choose what school to send their kids to if they have enough money to send them to a private school. But they don't have a choice on which form of education to pay for. No matter whether they want to or not, they have to pay for the lousy union-run public schools. Unionized, government indoctrinated teachers may have good intentions, but they are not well trained. Their training is not anything like a doctor's training. Teacher colleges turn out functionally-retarded graduates who are thoroughly indoctrinated with all sorts of anti-family propaganda on how the goal of schools is to erase everything of their parents from the students under their care. Teachers are terrible at writing, math, and history, with a simple-minded faith in faddish beliefs about science but absolutely no understanding of the empirical method. These are the best and brightest that the teacher schools turn out.

I do not want them taking out my appendix, giving me a prescription for a painkiller, or giving me a prostate exam. Do you want your kid's kindergarten teacher to perform brain surgery on you? How about to give you a vasectomy or tubal ligation? Set your bone? Figure out that nagging pain that keeps getting worse and that doctor after doctor can't find? Deliver your baby?

Yeah?... No.... I didn't think so.

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Liberals' Plan for Military Snuff Film Thwarted by Right Wing Extremists

Well, maybe they wouldn't actually tape it, but with the sick bastards we've got running the show nowadays, you can never really tell for sure.

Alright bitches, it's time to strap up and defend our defenders. Our good friends in the Zero Administration have brought back the VA's "end of life planning document," "Your Life, Your Choices."

Right. An "end of life planning document," otherwise known as the "please let us put you to sleep because it's cheaper than treating you" document.

Too harsh? Too bad, because it's the truth. Check it out:

Last year, bureaucrats at the VA's National Center for Ethics in Health Care advocated a 52-page end-of-life planning document, "Your Life, Your Choices." It was first published in 1997 and later promoted as the VA's preferred living will throughout its vast network of hospitals and nursing homes. After the Bush White House took a look at how this document was treating complex health and moral issues, the VA suspended its use. Unfortunately, under President Obama, the VA has now resuscitated "Your Life, Your Choices."

"Complex health and moral issues" my ass.

A while into the article, Jim Towey gives us a few glowing examples of exactly what’s included in this friendly little document:

"Your Life, Your Choices" presents end-of-life choices in a way aimed at steering users toward predetermined conclusions, much like a political "push poll." For example, a worksheet on page 21 lists various scenarios and asks users to then decide whether their own life would be "not worth living."

The circumstances listed include ones common among the elderly and disabled: living in a nursing home, being in a wheelchair and not being able to "shake the blues." There is a section which provocatively asks, "Have you ever heard anyone say, 'If I'm a vegetable, pull the plug'?" There also are guilt-inducing scenarios such as "I can no longer contribute to my family's well being," "I am a severe financial burden on my family" and that the vet's situation "causes severe emotional burden for my family."

Fucking. HELL. People.

By the time I finished the article, I was in a white hot rage of doom. But after I calmed down a little bit, I got an AWESOME idea. We should run this idea, make it worse, and instead of forcing it on veterans apply it to the politicans and bureaucrats who pulled their heads out of each others' asses long enough to write this horrendous "Death Book!"

YES.

That way, when politicans like Arlen Specter, Dianne Feinstein, and Teddy Kennedy (it's so not too soon) have outlived their usefulness, we could just put them to sleep rather than putting up with their idiotic bullshit!

Oooh...if you're a liberal, that last dig at Kennedy probably pissed you off. Well, now you know how we feel when you attack soldiers and veterans who put their asses on the line so you can be free to behave like a damn moron.

At any rate, I don't think this is going to fly in the end. Consider...the lefties have this guy:

...But WE have THESE guys:

Anyone planning on saying no to that? I didn't think so.

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Underpants Gnomes Alternative Healthcare Plan

The Underpants Gnomes were famous from South Park, as much as things from South Park are famous. Here is their plan for healthcare.

1. Give free medical care and health insurance to everyone.
2. ?
3. Save money, improve health care quality.

That's about it! That's progressive planning for you, say something insane and claim "savings" at the end.

Look at the disgusting little effing gnomes in simpler days.

Kossan.se

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No Photo ID requirement to vote, just to attend "Mean" Eugene Green's stacked Town Hall

"Mean" Eugene Green (Douchebag, TX) is shivering with fear like a stack of commie-red jello slices on a subway seat at the idea that people might get upset at the thought of the healthcare high-jack he supports. He's such a sissy he doesn't want any of them anywhere near him, so he's going to keep those paid Republican protesters who get bussed in from out of district out of his Town Hall meeting. You see, old "Meany" is going to check photo IDs to prevent people who are not allowed to vote in his district from attending his precious Town Hall.

Lookee here.

Town hall meetings are one of my favorite ways to communicate with constituents. I have held hundreds during my years of service in Congress and always welcomed everyone to attend. Unfortunately, due to a coordinated effort to disrupt our town hall meetings, we will be restricting further attendance to residents of the 29th Congressional District and verifying residency by requiring photo identification. Whether individuals agree or disagree, we must maintain order to have a civil discussion of the issues. While I regret this restriction, it is necessary for the safety and consideration of our constituents. Those who do not reside in the 29th Congressional should contact their Member of Congress to voice any concerns that they may have on issues before Congress.

That's cool, "Meany." When you get back to DC we all fully expect you to sponsor a Voter ID law to keep those out-of-district yahoos from voting in their own district, and then getting in the ACORN, SEIU or AFL-CIO short-bus and voting in your district. You know what I'm talking about, "Meany," just like the Democrats have always done it in Texas. I think LBJ was even proud of it.

But here's the tough question... What are you going to do when your Town Hall is still filled up with your actual constituents who drove themselves to your meeting and made their signs at home, on the kitchen table, with markers they bought themselves, and who do not want you to high-jack their health insurance with the bills currently under consideration? Are you going to shout "The reason is... Shut up! I won! and George Bush"? That's what your spastic leader does. Act like a horse's ass and shout George Bush, just like a two year old telling lies they didn't pee in their pants and blaming it all on a big brother.

Well, George W. Bush may have acted like a big brother to you and your juvenile delinquents in the Douchebag party, but we all know who wants to be the Big Brother from 1984. Mmm hmm, it's Kenya's favorite politician. Unfortunately, he's not America's favorite politician anymore, just the douchebags' fave. And the number of douchebags is shrinking.

Toodles, Toots! I'll see ya when it comes to tarring and feathering time.

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Health care professionals realize that Douches are dangerous

There are politicians whose very appearance can make you to turn your gaze in disgust, uttering the word "douche" in a long drawn out breath.

Whether it's Democrats in power not allowing time to really read and understand the proposed Porkulus and Healthcare Plans or those same Democrats wanting the American people to shut up while promising to clean their vaginas of unwanted odors.

The Congressional Budget Office strongly discourages Douches, warning that they can lead to recession, currency devaluation, and a hole so big, you'll have to tie a 2x4 to your ankles to keep from falling in.

Barack Obama has a variety of negative qualities, such as arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions....yes, he's super-douchey.

Robert Gibbs, official White House douche-nozzle, told the press today that the Republicans are sending "Right Wing Extremists and Teabaggers" to disrupt the Town Hall Meetings being held by Senators and Congressmen in their home states.

Teabaggers......Fuck off Gibbs.

Temporary Democrat and Republican critters are hearing loud and clear from the people in their states. They don't like Obama's policies and his rush to push them through.

Videos show angry (what's wrong with angry?) Town Hall Meeting attendees asking Resident Obama and temporary Representatives if they will drop their gold-plated government healthcare, bendover and use the healthcare program that will be inflicted everyday Americans.

The temporary Democrats and the Resident Obama are hiding the real costs of their plans, while they try to brainwash the American people into believing that the plans are cost effective and can be used after intercourse as a method of birth control.

Obama is pushing for "end of life counseling for the elderly"...does it mean the elderly will not get prescriptions, medical care, self-cleaning and natural bacterial culture they need to stay alive?

Our President is not listening because he apparently does not care what the American people believe in and want for our country. More later.

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Dem Health Care Change Bill Lie #1: You can keep your insurance (but: only for a year or two)

Let's listen to the experts on Obamacare, a.k.a. the Change Health Care So It SUCKS Act. Normally socialists lie in public, but they thought they were speaking only to their fellow socialist utopian douchenozzles, so now the proof is out there where even those socialist Democrats who still read with phonics can easily understand it.



What was that again? "I don't think we'll eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be potentially some transition process. I can envision a decade out, or fifteen or twenty years out."

It sounds like the plan is to eliminate private health insurance over some period of time. Actually, it doesn't sound like it. It's OBVIOUS!

"He was right. The man was right!"

You know, all those lying progressive douchebags are capable of telling the truth every once in a blue moon. It feels good to speak the truth, doesn't it?

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Dems plan to subvert legislative process to pass Health Care Change Bill

Is there a dirtier word than Congress?

Progressive douchebags in Congress are planning to misuse the "reconciliation" process to force healthcare through this year. The socialist mainstream of the Democrat party are going to get whatever half-assed cover they can from so-called "blue dog" Democrats and "bipartisan" Republican turncoats and pass two watered down bills in the House and Senate, that will be reconciled in committee into an unrecognizable betrayal of the bills that are passed in the open votes. Here is the problem. The Senate rules that allow for reconciliation were written by Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) as a way of cutting spending, so any reconciliation is required to save money. The Democrats writing the reconciliation will use fraudulent accounting tricks to pretend their bill reduces spending, and combine it with massive and hidden tax increases in order to have some kind of plausible narrative as to how the bill saves money.

Or... they may break the bill up into several pieces that separately appear not quite as awful as expected, but together enable the totalitarian takeover of health care that Democrats want.

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