26 January 2010

Barack Obama Reads My Pet Goat











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22 January 2010

Resident Obama knows Healthcare

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21 January 2010

What if the Despicable Woody Allen were black?

Ever wonder what would have happened to Woody Allen if he were black and he married his step-daughter? Well, now we have the chance to see. Morgan Freeman, you know the guy who played God in those Bruce Almighty movies, is marrying his step-granddaughter.

What the hell?

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Progressive Douchebags almost passed law saying "a measure is considered adopted if it is rejected by the people"

Reason mag pointed out that the Oregon House, anticipating defeat in a public referendum on its tax increase plan, inserted cunning language into the bill stating that a successful public referendum to defeat the tax increase would actually approve the tax increase, and an unsuccessful one would defeat it.

Lies lies lies, typical progressive douchebag Democrat lies.
"A measure referred to the people by referendum petition may not be adopted unless it receives an affirmative majority of the total votes cast on the measure rejecting the measure. For  purposes of this subsection, a measure is considered adopted if it is rejected by the people."
I believe the formal name of the measure was the "FUCK YOU PEOPLE" rule.




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20 January 2010

Scot Brown proves it: People want more liberal bullshit!

It's quite clear what the voters of Massachusetts told us yesterday when they elected Scott Brown, the Conservative Republican, to the Senate seat once held by Ted Kennedy:


"WE WANT MORE LIBERAL BULLSHIT!"

The voters of the most liberal state in the nation told us that, in an act of pure irony, they wanted more hopey-changey stuff! They want Obamacare! They want Crap and Tax! They want Unionization by Intimidation (aka Card Check). They want more Chicago-style back-room deals! So logically, they voted for the conservative Republican.

Just look at the following e-mail from Moveon.org:

Dear MoveOn member,

Watching a conservative Republican replace Ted Kennedy in the Senate is simply devastating.

But as bad as the news is this morning, there's actually one reason to be hopeful.

For the last year, most Democrats in Washington have let lobbyists and corporate interests run roughshod over the people's business. Wall Street got bailouts. Bankers got bonuses. Big Insurance rewrote the health care bill. Meanwhile, ordinary Americans continue to struggle to make ends meet.

But now, finally, Democrats know they need to change course to win back voters' confidence. The question is, will they learn exactly the wrong lesson? Will they give up on change altogether? Drop health care reform? Follow the lead of conservatives like Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh and embrace "Republican-lite"?

We need to make sure Democrats don't get it wrong this time. It's time to demand that they start truly fighting for working families. Pass real health care reform. Rein in Wall street. Take on the banks and special interests that stand in the way of change.

And so on. Now check out this from Levana Health:

America was angry in 2008. Angry with a sinking economy. Angry with a country headed in the wrong direction.

In 2008, America voted for change. We voted to stand up to Wall Street. We voted to clean up Washington. And we voted to guarantee everyone quality, affordable health care.

Last night in Massachusetts, voters stood up and told us that they're
still angry and that they still want change. And politicians in Washington must deliver, or else.
With evidence like this, how can anyone deny that Americans desperately want more and more progressive douchebaggery? How can anyone say that Americans don't feel thrilled at the prospect of surrendering their personal sovereignty and handing over 1/6 of the American economy to a Federal Government that is so good at doing things like delivering the mail?! How can Americans not be excited at the idea of IRS-like regulations every time they get a cut on their finger?!

Time to face facts, people: Scott Brown's election to the Senate from Massachusetts is a win for liberalism! Anyone who says otherwise is just a selfish, teabagging astroturfer!

So buck up, liberal America! Scott Brown is a big, big win for you!

/snark

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FIFY Contest: Burgers at the Waterloo

Come on and participate. Here's the basic picture.



And here are the FIFY-fied photo mashups.


 
 
 
 

If you want the blank original here you go.








Comment with your photo mashup. They are fun!

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14 January 2010

Siraj Haqqani is a dead man walking

This is disgusting. From the Jawa Report.

Siraj Haqqani is the chief operating officer of the deadliest terror network in the Afhanistan/Pakistan (Af/Pak) theater, the Haqqani terror network. It was established by Siraj’s father, the senile Jed Clampett of jihad, Jalaluddin Haqqani. A heretofore remorseless criminal organization, the Haqqanis realized the real growth industry (i.e. money) for the group laid in embracing the jihad. In a stunning come to Jesus, (whoops) come to Allah moment, the Haqqanis magically embraced the war against the Infidel, as well as defenseless Muslims who didn’t toe their Sharia line. What many don’t know is how much dirty laundry hangs off that line.

When Siraj, who is said to rival Mullah Omar for Taliban leadership, isn’t sending his toughest soldiers to roam the bazaars in search of the little blue pills he uses to fuel a thirst for young boys that would have made Michael Jackson blush, he is busy making sure the closet door remains firmly shut on one of the Taliban’s most damning skeletons, the Haqqani pornography ring.

The ring features Siraj’s physician, Dr. Hassan Duraz as its Ron Jeremy, Siraj’s uncle, Ibrahim as the impresario producer/director and Siraj’s cousin, Ishak as the auteur cinematographer.


Read all of it and watch the video if you must. Tweet it on. This video needs to go viral in order for Haqqani to pay with his life.

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13 January 2010

White House Cocaine Fiends?

The Save Jersey Blog was poking around on 4chan.org, where Anonymous hangs out, when it found something going on and took a screenshot. Three lines of cocaine lemon pixie sticks ready to be abused by an unhappy office worker with an iPhone.

Oops! Guess what? iPhones embed all sorts of metadata in their photos, like GPS coordinates and shit.



Need to see it better? Click here.

Guess where those GPS coordinates point? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue... The White House. It may not be a crack house, but people have done coke there before.

So, is it a prank? Or is it real? I choose to believe it's real, like HOAX and CHAINS are real.

Hahahahaha! I guess I'm not blacker than Obama anymore! Hahahahahahaaaaa!



Who else is getting in on the fun?

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Why Thank You, Lori Ziganto!

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12 January 2010

A Call for Posters and Watchers

If you ever wanted to post your snark at PDB Watch, now is the time. Do you have an account here? Use it. Do you want an account? Tell me.

For those who haven't posted, and have the accounts... You should post on PDBWatch. And you should feel guilty, guilty, guilty, GUILTY. For it is guilt that elevates conservatives over progressive douchebags, who only feel shame when they have been caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, and sometimes not then. Nowadays it seems they only feel shame when they lose a political battle, so their only moral imperative is winning at any cost and the only thing that shames them is losing.

Sounds good to me. Let's see that they find their way to Shamed Loserville in Miserable Loservania.

In order to bring shame and guilt back into their lives, Democrats and other progressive douchebags need to be drenched in the stink and shame of political disaster as completely as if they had fallen into the Calumet Sewage Treatment works and been sucked underneath several times.

How can PDBWatch help in that struggle? Damned if I know, but you still oughtta
  1. feel guilty.
  2. post.
In that order.

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11 January 2010

Who is the classiest MFer in the world?

The one and only Blago, of course, is the classiest MFing douchebag in the F'ing world. From Esqueer, via the Daily Caller.
It’s such a cynical business, and most of the people in the business are full of shit and phonies, but I was real, man — and am real. This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. What the fuck? Everything he’s saying’s on the teleprompter. I’m blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.

I'm blacker than Barack Obama too, and I'm a F'ing hobbit!

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Harry Reid just another Racist Democrat

What else do you expect from the party that supported slavery in 1860 and wants to make everyone, black, yellow, red and white, a bought and paid subject of the progressive elites and their governmental-corporatist fascism: Patty cake?

Progressive douchebags!

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08 January 2010

The Happy Sequel to Halloween XVII



woooooo hooooooo!

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05 January 2010

America Rising: An Open Letter to Democrat Politicians

There is another version of this on YouTube that seems broken. This one works for me.

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Victorious: Danceable Agitprop

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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