Who is the classiest MFer in the world?

The one and only Blago, of course, is the classiest MFing douchebag in the F'ing world. From Esqueer, via the Daily Caller.

It’s such a cynical business, and most of the people in the business are full of shit and phonies, but I was real, man — and am real. This guy, he was catapulted in on hope and change, what we hope the guy is. What the fuck? Everything he’s saying’s on the teleprompter. I’m blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up.

I'm blacker than Barack Obama too, and I'm a F'ing hobbit!