Showing posts with label Obamacare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obamacare. Show all posts

19 October 2009

How can every single bill in Congress have the same name?

To wit, "How to Fuck over the USA in 1000 or more Mind-numbing, Union Gifting, Economy destroying, Freedom stealing, Paranoia-Inducing, Insanely Expensive Pages."

I guess that Baucus, which should be pronounced "Fuck Us," is the main perpetrator of this particular country-rape.

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07 October 2009

Senate GOP cannot hold their members, will bend over and take it on Healthcare Highjack and Anal Violation

Those so-called Senators cannot hold their members and stand up against the Healthcare Highjack and Anal Violation act because the so-called men among them have effing MANGINAS! Come on, you lily livered poonanis! Man up for once in your misbegotten lives you hopeless dioxin polluted douchebags!

Really bad language ahead! You've been warned.
Fucking grow a fucking pair and stand up to this guy.





Make HIM fucking surrender again, just like he did so recently to al fucking Qaeda, you lily-livered skunks and polecats! I swear I wish that you would bring the code duello back, and maybe one of you would have the testicular fortitude to stand up to the progressives' abuses and usurpations that have brought our economy and our country to the edge of disaster.

Or you pussies will need to be getting new jobs for yourselves. I hear they are hiring in other countries that don't have legislators who are quite as incompetent as you have so far proved yourselves to be. Move there. Go the fuck away.

Especially you, John "Bipartisan" McCain. Bipartisan is another word for MANGINA. Go away!



Update: Linked back from the thoroughly awesome and not white supremacist at all RSM. "Uncivil language," huh? I'm fucking guilty of that all right.

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Turns out the meaning of Change is 30 cents on the Dollar

Earn a dollar and you get to keep 30 cents. That's going to be the effect of the Baucus Healthcare Reform bill on American families between 100% and 200% of the poverty line. Greg Mankiw cites Jim Capretta on his (Mankiw's) blog. Who was the lying motherdoucher who said there would be no tax increases on anyone earning under $250,000?

Obama voters, now that we know the meaning of change, how do you like your 30 cents in your pocket from each dollar you earn?

It's not like you could have figured out he was lying at the time, right?

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05 October 2009

The Price Is Wrong, Bob

Junkyard find linked from jalopnik.comWhether you bought one or not, you're $4.59 poorer after Cash for Clunkers.

No, seriously. That's your share as a citizen of the net economic loss from the program. Heck if you do it just by taxpayers, it's about double that.

The program only cost $3 billion (only!) and yet economists have determined it actually resulted in a loss of wealth of $1.4 billion.

Way to go, Congressional Douchebags! Great job, President Panderer!



Now, consider "Health Care Reform:"

The "Smartest President in History" is trying to sell the Democrap's "reform" plan as a way to boost our economy. Based on the trial-run with Clunkers, let's just say I'm less than optimistic.

What if the Beltway Bandits' plan ends up looking like Cash for Clunkers. Projected to cost $1 trillion over the next ten years, at the same rate of loss, creeping socialism will cost us all almost $500 billion.

I know I've got that much stuff in my sock drawer. It's right next to my collection of decade-old Playboy and last year's Hustler, how 'bout you?

Let's be nice to the brain-dead in Washington. Say it's only a loss of $300 billion. At that rate, every American is slated to lose $1,000. Again, make it just taxpayers, and it's much closer to $2,000 per person lost over the next ten years.

Cemeteries will get fuller when Obamacare comes along!Let's see... I have health insurance. I pay my taxes and my bills, and at the end of the day I have enough money to buy gas to get to and from work and eat the Bachelor Chow from the frozen foods section of the discount grocery store. Over the next ten years, the President wants me to essentially go hungry for one month each year so I can pay into his welfare socialism scheme.

Yeah, I'll give a big "fuck-off" to that.

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28 September 2009

Return of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy


According to Bill "Linda Tripp Hater" Clinton, the Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM is alive and well and attacking President Obama.

"It's not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically, but it's as virulent as it was," Clinton said today on NBC's "Meet the Press."
Seems that President Cigar Lover thinks that President Panderer's situation will turn out differently, because he has a "Positive AgendaTM" for the country.

"I mean they may be hurting President Obama," Bill Clinton said of the current attacks. "They can take his numbers down, they can run his opposition up, but fundamentally he and his team have a positive agenda for America. Their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail, and that's not a good prescription for a good America.
I take it, then, that Mr. Assault Weapons Ban failed to pass his healthcare plan because he didn't have a Positive AgendaTM? His words, not mine.

Clinton also thinks that the doom-and-gloom predictions (if you're a Democrat, that is) of a Republican takeover of the House are unfounded. He thinks America has fundamentally changed:

But, Clinton said, the current situation will not lead to a "repeat of 1994", when Democrats lost 15 seats in the House for the first time in 40 years, crippling progress on his administration's agenda. "There's no way they can make it that bad, for several reasons," Clinton said.

For one, he said, "The country is more diverse and interested in positive action.
You mean the "diverse" voting block put in place by vote fraud groups like ACORN? The block that includes illegal aliens and the Dallas Cowboys offensive line?

I'll agree with Slick Willie that Obama hasn't taken on the gun lobby, but I sincerely doubt the Gun Owners of America and the National Rifle Association are going to sit on their heels in 2010 and 2012. Democrats never saw a gun they didn't want to ban, and President Obama is from Chicago, where mere possession of a hand gun gets you convicted of child molestation.

Keep trying that misdirection with your Vast Right Wing ConspiracyTM lunacy, Willie. Keep dreaming about getting back into the White House. We all know that's your Positive AgendaTM.

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19 August 2009

Underpants Gnomes Alternative Healthcare Plan

The Underpants Gnomes were famous from South Park, as much as things from South Park are famous. Here is their plan for healthcare.
  1. Give free medical care and health insurance to everyone.
  2. ?
  3. Save money, improve health care quality.
That's about it! That's progressive planning for you, say something insane and claim "savings" at the end.

Look at the disgusting little effing gnomes in simpler days.

Kossan.se

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17 August 2009

Crooks and Liars love the idea of killing old people

I guess because Heather Monday wants to live up to the "Crooks and Liars" blogtitle, she rags at Mike Ross (Douchebag, Who Effing Cares) in total PMS mode about how he is really a faux Democrat, but really a Republican underneath, because he doesn't want to do any more than has already been done to bring Logan's Run to life in the USA. Heather is just like every other passive-aggressive granny murderer on the progressive side. She wants to kill your granny. Preferably with no blood, all clean and shit. You know, Heather, just because you bleed once a month doesn't mean you need to get your ration of iron out of my effing granny's bloodstream. What are you, a vampire?

How about you just bitch at your progressive husband or boyfriend or girlfriend or sheep or what-effing-ever like every other ball-busting, annoying progressive wife does? He or she signed up for it, after all. Granny didn't.

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16 August 2009

Progressive Baloney Factory in Portsmouth shut down by Keith Hennessey

Read the carnage as Obama's Portsmouth presser is demolished one lie at a time here.

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11 August 2009

No Photo ID requirement to vote, just to attend "Mean" Eugene Green's stacked Town Hall

"Mean" Eugene Green (Douchebag, TX) is shivering with fear like a stack of commie-red jello slices on a subway seat at the idea that people might get upset at the thought of the healthcare high-jack he supports. He's such a sissy he doesn't want any of them anywhere near him, so he's going to keep those paid Republican protesters who get bussed in from out of district out of his Town Hall meeting. You see, old "Meany" is going to check photo IDs to prevent people who are not allowed to vote in his district from attending his precious Town Hall.

Lookee here.


Town hall meetings are one of my favorite ways to communicate with constituents. I have held hundreds during my years of service in Congress and always welcomed everyone to attend. Unfortunately, due to a coordinated effort to disrupt our town hall meetings, we will be restricting further attendance to residents of the 29th Congressional District and verifying residency by requiring photo identification. Whether individuals agree or disagree, we must maintain order to have a civil discussion of the issues. While I regret this restriction, it is necessary for the safety and consideration of our constituents. Those who do not reside in the 29th Congressional should contact their Member of Congress to voice any concerns that they may have on issues before Congress.

That's cool, "Meany." When you get back to DC we all fully expect you to sponsor a Voter ID law to keep those out-of-district yahoos from voting in their own district, and then getting in the ACORN, SEIU or AFL-CIO short-bus and voting in your district. You know what I'm talking about, "Meany," just like the Democrats have always done it in Texas. I think LBJ was even proud of it.

But here's the tough question... What are you going to do when your Town Hall is still filled up with your actual constituents who drove themselves to your meeting and made their signs at home, on the kitchen table, with markers they bought themselves, and who do not want you to high-jack their health insurance with the bills currently under consideration? Are you going to shout "The reason is... Shut up! I won! and George Bush"? That's what your spastic leader does. Act like a horse's ass and shout George Bush, just like a two year old telling lies they didn't pee in their pants and blaming it all on a big brother.

Well, George W. Bush may have acted like a big brother to you and your juvenile delinquents in the Douchebag party, but we all know who wants to be the Big Brother from 1984. Mmm hmm, it's Kenya's favorite politician. Unfortunately, he's not America's favorite politician anymore, just the douchebags' fave. And the number of douchebags is shrinking.

Toodles, Toots! I'll see ya when it comes to tarring and feathering time.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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