Some Douchebags might blame their own failures on Apaches, but not Stu Bykofsky

Douchebags (by which I mean Democrats) should be running not walking to clamp eyes on Stu Bykofsky's road to Damascus moment about dysfunctional Philadelphia politics.

Next month, will Philadelphians hoping for an improved city again elect nothing but Democrats and expect a different result?

Under Democratic monopoly, Philly residents have: the highest city tax rate in the nation, craven Council members cashing in on DROP, an incompetent Board of Revision of Taxes, a 25 percent city poverty rate, a pinball pay-to-play system, a Department of Human Services that kills kids, a school district with a near-50-percent dropout rate and city workers who don't pay their taxes.

As a wholly owned subsidiary of the over-promising and underperforming Democratic Party, Philadelphia is failing.

Democratic politicians and policies are not solely responsible for our decline, but they've been in the driver's seat for a tortoise's lifetime and have driven the car into a ditch. If Democrats aren't responsible, who is - Apaches?

Will you ever hold them accountable?

Hold them accountable?!?! This is the Democrat party, you know. Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry, because you get a pass for any fucking thing you do because after all you're just a nice and kind progressive who wants to take all this extra money that was just sitting in the pockets of other people and spend it on bullshit for no sensible reason that could be detected by anyone other than a obsessive, manic, paranoid-schizophrenic blasted out of his brain on fifty-eight doses of windowpane acid. Wiggly!

Imagine measuring Democratic policies by their outcomes! Fucking A! That would be amazing! Did crime rates go up or down when they started freeing criminals from prison for passing one drug test in a row? How about stopping spankings? Did that increase or decrease graduation rates? Literacy rates? Rates of shootings in schools? How about the Great Society, did that improve rates of illegitimacy or poverty? How about the fucking WAR ON FUCKING POVERTY? Did that reduce any poverty?

Anywhere?

Hello? Knock knock, anybody home in the progressive brain trust?

Philadelphia is doomed...

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Tom Tomorrow pines for a castle in the air with other Progressives

What is a castle in the air? It's a common metaphor for a dreamworld that people imagine when they use phrases like "there oughtta be a law" and "if I were king for a day I'd do XYZ." IF they spend longer than a few seconds in their airy castles, or if they get all upset about the difference between reality and a castle in the air, we call it psychotic schizophrenia. Check out Tom Tomorrow, douchebag cartoonist extraordinaire, in his wishful trip to the castle in the air of psychotic schizophrenia-world.

Update: Notice how none of the frames in this comic represent the real world? They are all products of TT's imagination. Most are his imaginary castle in the air of progressive-world. The final frame is his imaginary dialogue of non-progressives, who in reality don't think or say anything like what he represents them saying. In other words, there is not a single true statement in the entire comic. It is one, sustained psychotic break from reality.

Deep thoughts from Blago...

When progressives do what they call "deep thinking," what they are actually doing is known by most people as "psychotic schizophrenia." They jettison reality in favor of some idealized world where everything runs according to their whims instead of according to what actually goes on in the physical world and in the thoughts of every single other human being in the world. Remember, every single human being has the same God given rights that you have. These rights do not infringe on the rights of others. That's how you know they are God given: because God would not have created a flawed system. Whether or not they are allowed to exercise these rights by their religion and government, they still have them. So-called rights, like healthcare, that take away someone else's rights, like the right of people with insurance to keep it, are not God given. They are inventions of the Devil and man. Only a progressive would want to perfect the world by taking away God given rights (like self defense) and replacing them with cheap imitations (like a police state) invented by men and the freaking Devil.

But progressives still want to do it, not because it makes sense, but because they are douchebags. The psychotic schizophrenia and rabid hatred of Christianity helps too.

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