Nancy Napoleonosi: Power is my Boytoy

This has got to be the best exclusive photo and interview I have ever gotten. I got to talk, well, listen to Nancy Pelosi in person! It went like this:

The Empress of San Francisco, Lady Protector of the Golden Gate, Patroness of the Teabaggers Guild and Salad Tossers Guild of the Castro District, High Druidess of the Haight, Lady Nancy Napoleonosi, appears before you to bestow upon you an immeasurably valuable nugget of her wisdom.

Hearken and learn, oh ye bitter clinging douchebags of the outlying provinces. Open your provincial proletarian ears and listen to your betters when they deign to grace you with their superior aristocratic wit.

Props to Reagan Fanatic for the excellent photoshop.

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