Showing posts with label Obama Regime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama Regime. Show all posts

20 November 2009

FIFY Contest: Barry's Girls

What in hell is FIFY?


FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you." The only rule for a FIFY is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic and viewed on this and other blogs. Add a comment with each entry.

It turns out that Oprah, who dedicated her TV show to electing Barack Obama in 2008, isn't getting along as well with Barry's husbandwife as expected.

Catfight!



Fix this one, pally walzies.It ought to be fun!

From Spork Hugh


From Aunt Flo


From Blago Bloggo


From Aunt Flo



From Blago Bloggo



From Blago Bloggo


From Aunt Flo



From Aunt Flo



From Blago Bloggo




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30 October 2009

FIFY Contest: Carrot Cake

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

David Kessler is another one of the huge douchebags in the Obama czardministration. His schtick is to redefine things by using misleading terms. For instance he re-dubbed cigarettes "nicotine delivery devices" and then regulated them based on the distorted definition, as if they actually were medical devices rather than a leaf rolled up in paper with a filter to reduce nicotine and tar. These days he has his sights set on food. He wants to tax the cheeseburger out of the average American's ability to pay for it. Carrot cake too. And he talks about these foods as if all they are is a laboratory concocted mixture of fat, sugar, and salt. Once again he will pretend that a natural food product, prepared at home by people, is a medical device and regulate it accordingly.

In other words, he is one of the biggest progressive douchebags of all time. Tarring and feathering was made for douchebags like him. Fix this picture of Kessler with carrot cake.



Here are the initial FIFY entries for the carrot cake contest.



Blago Bloggo


Blago Bloggo


Streetwise and Blago Bloggo


Blago Bloggo

Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo



Aunt Flo


Blago Bloggo

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24 October 2009

White House Releases Official Approval Badge for Properly Servile Media Outlets

Oct 24, 2009, Washington DC (PDBWatch Agency)
Following this week's declaration that Fox News is not news, the White House and Organizing for America have released a new officially logoed badge that can be displayed by approved news outlets such as NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Workers World, but definitely not by Fox News. White House tovarisch Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn adds that "news consumers who encounter unapproved news media personnel should get in their face, if they punch you then hit back twice as hard, and if they bring a knife you bring a gun. Hell, comrades, just kill them all. Let's start the Terror! We have plenty of people in the US and are planning to kill about 20% of them anyway, just the useless kulaks and bourgeois and those who live in the southern states and defend the ku klux klan." Dunn added, "for any other agencies that would like to earn this certificate, please wear your Presidential logo kneepads when you come to the White House Ministry of Truth to apply."

The startling announcement was coupled with the following image, which should not be taken for approval of Progressive Douchebag Watch.




Alternate sizes are:





The badge is also available as a commemorative aluminum-plated zinc coin from the Franklin Mint for the price of $200,000 of campaign contributions to President Obama's reelection campaign.




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23 October 2009

FLOTUS is a good hula hooper! Woohoo

Maybe she should stick to hula hooping and get out of politics.



To be honest, maybe the POTUS should do the same thing. He sucks at bringing people together... much better at childish games like this, beer summits, and saying "nya nya nya" to Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

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19 October 2009

Even a Stopped Joe Biden Clock...

Joe Biden drops some righteous truth on the Pravda press idiots.



Don't worry, Joe. We know the truthtelling was accidental. Keep up the mistakes, smart guy!

h/t: Gateway Pundit

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18 October 2009

Hey ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS You Have Been Played by the Obama Campaign

Listen to your puppet master tell you all about it!



h/t: Fox Nation

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09 October 2009

I will always remember what I was doing when I heard that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize: Taking a Crap

Ah, morning. With the window shut against hated pollen, I was sitting, more like slouching, eyes encrusted with sleep, mouth feeling as fuzzy as if I had unknowingly eaten the cat overnight, on the porcelain throne. I surveyed the damnable scale and the off-white painted wall beyond it. I was listening to the clock-radio and slowly waking up when I heard it. I'm sure that many of you, my deranged readers had the same experience on this most historic of all mornings, the morning that the One, The Messiah, Lord Barack Hussein Milhous Yasser bin Obama the Most Merciful, Prince of Hyde Park and Emperor of Ice Cream had finally won the award for which he had labored so much and waited so long, the Nobel/Arafat/Carter/Gore/memeorandum Peace Prize.


Oh blissful bliss of rectitude, out from my relaxed and serene rectum popped a blessed turd. And it was good. Really good.

So what were you doing when you heard the news? Taking a crap like me? Pissing? Gargling the Listerine around your epiglottis? Whatever you were doing, I hope you also have a blessed turd to show for it like I do, and like Obama who so totally deserved to get a Nobel Peace Prize because of having two fronts open in a hot war against global terrorist assholes, and keeping the captured terrorist assholes in a sunny and pleasant paradise far away from horrid plaintiff's lawyers from the communist ACLU.

Update
: Linked by Director Blue

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07 October 2009

Turns out the meaning of Change is 30 cents on the Dollar

Earn a dollar and you get to keep 30 cents. That's going to be the effect of the Baucus Healthcare Reform bill on American families between 100% and 200% of the poverty line. Greg Mankiw cites Jim Capretta on his (Mankiw's) blog. Who was the lying motherdoucher who said there would be no tax increases on anyone earning under $250,000?

Obama voters, now that we know the meaning of change, how do you like your 30 cents in your pocket from each dollar you earn?

It's not like you could have figured out he was lying at the time, right?

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29 September 2009

Iran Intelligence Fail: Freaking Traitor in the CIA ought to be drawn and quartered

Who is the freaking traitor in the CIA who:
  • Wrote the lie the Iran had stopped developing nuclear missile technology into the 2007 NIE; and
  • Told President Obama that Iran wouldn't have a nuclear missile until 2020?
The national intelligence agencies are retarded. They have no clue. Is there only one high up traitor, or are there lots of them? And how high up do they go? The rot has got to go pretty high to turn out multiple, ridiculously bad NIEs that make two successive POTUSes look like dumb-shits. Even progressive douchebags might get pissed this time. It made their Messiah, Lord Barack Milhous Obama the Most Merciful into a laughingstock. Well, actually, it just made the degree of his clownishness obvious to them.

Some just think the CIA is completely incompetent. I agree it's incompetent as an organization. But I also think it's chock full of America's enemies.

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26 September 2009

If teaching fisting in schools is wrong, I don't want to know what's right: Kevin Jennings is appointed Safe and Drug-Free Schools Czar by Obama

Does anybody remember when Bill Clinton's Education Secretary Joycelyn Elders got fired for telling schoolkids to bop their bolognas and tickle their tacos? Ah, those were the good old days, the innocent days, prehistoric days before school teachers taught school kids as young as 12 to stick their fists into their gay lovers' bungholes.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Wmy5J0qXsvQ/SY4Nc_wyzyI/AAAAAAAAAZo/XqTGDrKkzEA/s320/doctor-glove.jpgSome things are just so right freaking wrong the mind boggles. How can President Obama appoint some douchebag as director of the Office of Safe and Drug Free Schools (Drug-Free and Safe Schools Czar/Czarina) who is one of the founders of GLSEN (Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network)? At one of the group's conferences in Massachussetts, the group offered a seminar for students at which it taught kids about fisting.

A state official who spoke to teens at the conference said:

"Fisting (forcing one's entire hand into another person's rectum or vagina) often gets a bad rap....[It's] an experience of letting somebody into your body that you want to be that close and intimate with...[and] to put you into an exploratory mode."
Who really thinks there is nothing wrong with it?
  • "Fisting gets a bad rap"?
  • "Exploratory mode"?
WTF?!?! It's not like sticking your fist into someone's rectum can perforate their fucking intestine or something! Oh wait... It can. One of the things I know is that fisting is a violent violation of someone else. It has nothing to do with love, only sado-masochism. Jennings' position on teaching teabagging and salad-tossing in schools has not been reported, though I suppose if you have a strong stomach you can read one of his books.

Kevin Jennings also is in favor of promoting homosexuality in schools.
Jennings said he hoped that promoting homosexuality in schools would be considered fine in the future.

"One of our board members" was called to testify before Congress when they had hearings on the promotion of homosexuality in schools," Jennings said. "And we were busy putting out press releases, and saying, "We're not promoting homosexuality, that's not what our program's about. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.... '

"Being finished might someday mean that most straight people, when they would hear that someone was promoting homosexuality, would say 'Yeah, who cares?' because they wouldn't necessarily equate homosexuality with something bad that you would not want to promote."
This isn't all. In his 2007 autobiography, Mama's Boy, Preacher's Son: A Memoir, (what is it with autobiographies in the Obama administration?) Jennings described without regret his high school memories of getting drunk and stoned (and boned, one presumes). Only a drunken, stoned, progressive douchebag could think that's a good thing for the frakking czar of Drug Free Schools!

This is nucking futz!

Worse yet, Jennings admitted in several speeches and writings that he knew one of his 15 year old students was sexually active with at least one adult man, told the boy to use condoms, and did not report it. Teachers know if they find out something like that they face felony charges for not reporting it. Yet Jennings did not report it.
A professor at Grove City College in Pennsylvania, Warren Throckmorton, has produced an audio recording of a speech Jennings gave in 2000 at a GLSEN rally in Iowa, in which Jennings made it clear that he believed the student was sexually active:

"I said, 'What were you doing in Boston on a school night, Brewster?' He got very quiet, and he finally looked at me and said, 'Well I met someone in the bus station bathroom and I went home with him.' High school sophomore, 15 years old' I looked at Brewster and said, 'You know, I hope you knew to use a condom.'" [Audio is available on the professor's Web site.]

The Washington Times reported in 2004 that "state authorities said Mr. Jennings filed no report in 1988." A spokeswoman for the Massachusetts Department for Children and Families, the department to which Jennings -- as a Massachusetts teacher -- would have been legally obliged to report the situation, did not return calls
NUCKING FUTZ!

Jennings' career prepared him for the position in one way, because of his public emphasis on preventing the bullying of homosexual students in schools. But his career has been focused on promoting homosexuality and punishing "homophobia" among students, not on preventing bullying in general. He uses "safe schools" as a cover for propagandizing in favor of homosexuality, cross-dressing and transgenderism to children as young as kindergarten. And he does not say anything about the only actual proven way of permanently preventing bullying: teaching bullied kids to fight back against their tormentors. Bullies enjoy bullying others, but it isn't fun when their targets fight back. All it takes is the will to bloody the bully's nose or knock him down and pummel him until he begs for mercy to free a kid from a bully's oppression. Yet educated idiot teachers like Jennings punish kids who fight back against bullies while enabling the fucking bullies by preventing schools from expelling them. Maybe it's because so many bullies turn out to be sado-masochistic fisters or something? I wouldn't know. But the biggest problem with bullying these days is that in so-called zero-tolerance schools, bullies are not punished and tormented kids who fight back get expelled and criminally charged.

https://www.kachi-do.com/images/Boxing-liner-glove.jpgYou want safe schools? There is something you can teach elementary school kids to do with their fists that will prevent bullying, guaranteed. Teach kids to box when they're young and can't really hurt each other yet so they can fight back against bullies. You want homosexual kids to be safe from bullies? Teach them to box. It's amazing how a bloody nose instantly demoralizes a bully and sends him or her running, crying to the teachers. You want kids to be bullied their entire lives? Teach them to go crying to the teacher whenever they get bullied.

Remember, Obama told us, "Judge me by the people who surround me."

If Jennings is one of the people surrounding Obama, the verdict on the Obama Regime is Nucking Futz!

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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