Resident Obama: Halloween in D.C.

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So Commies Have Nothing to do with Obama and OneNation... WRONG

In which Blago gets serious.

Why was this post on the Communist Party USA Website directly linked from the Organizing for America page for the OneNation march?

Why we march and vote

by: CPUSA
October 1 2010

tags: statement, protest, elections, racism, red baiting, democracy



On October 2, tens of thousands of people will stand together in Washington, D.C. demanding that Congress reject the Republican right-wing obstruction and put the creation of jobs and the plight of the jobless on the front burner.

The most crucial midterm elections in our nation's history are barely a month away. What's at stake? The future of the changes our country voted for in 2008 with the election of President Obama. The message then was clear: the voters had enough of the right-wing policies attacking working people, enough of endless war, racism, environmental destruction, hate and division.

But the forces of reaction and their supporters on Wall Street, in the right-wing talk shows and networks are regrouping. They are seeking to return to power by taking advantage of the tremendous frustration, fear and desperation of Americans who are suffering in the midst of the economic crisis.

Corporate America is doing everything possible to grow fear, hysteria and hatred. They aim to discredit, divide and derail the thing they fear most - the power of the united movement for change led by President Obama. That movement encompasses the labor, communities of color, women, youth, the LGBT community and their many allies,

They are stirring up confusion and hatred -- using as they always have -- the twin and vile pollutants of racism and red baiting.

They aim to tear apart the beautiful multi-racial, multi-national fabric that makes up this country, through the despicable use of racism and bias directed at Pres. Obama, African Americans, Latinos, other people of color, immigrants and the LGBT community. They seek to infect disaffected white Americans with racist ideas hoping they will vote against their self interests.

Corporate America is also using anti-communism and red baiting to confuse and divide the people's movement, charging Obama and the movement that elected him is "socialist." They seek to revive the "red scare" of the 1950s when McCarthyism disfigured the national discourse, undermined democracy and free speech, effectively divided the labor and people's movements, and setback progress for a generation.

But this is a different time. People have learned the bitter lessons of history. Millions are coming forward to counter fear and hate with unity and hope, and to protect the democratic majorities in Congress. The Communist Party USA and Young Communist League stand with them.

While thousands are rallying in Washington for jobs, hundreds of thousands of other patriotic Americans who can't make it will be there in spirit. They will spend their day canvassing door to door, phone banking, registering new voters and talking to their neighbors and co-workers about the issues.

This activism will ensure millions will also march united to the polls on Nov. 2. to guard the change they voted for in 2008.

Those who choose to stand in the way of this expression of the highest ideals of our nation, stand against the interest of the vast majority of the American people.

Please review this article with me. The communist party, in a page on the communist party's own website in which the official voice of the CPUSA promotes the October 2nd march, is claiming that the marchers have nothing to do with communism, despite the fact that the communists are among the marchers. They also note that anti-communism of the 50s set back the "progress" they wanted to make at the time for a generation. In other words, anti-communism set communism back by a generation. In other other words, it worked!

In this smoking gun of a note, the Communist Party of the USA combines a lot of claims. Let's list some of them.

• All progressive goals are shared by communists. In other words, there is no substantive difference between progressives and communists. Hear that, progressive douchebags? You are identical to communists! And you're too stupid to realize it! Same for you TV and newspaper idjits. You're commies too! Ever wonder why the government wants to take your failing businesses over? Ever hear of Pravda and Izvestia? Yeah, that's your future, commies. Write what the government wants or look forward to a body bag. Try speaking truth to power then.
• Communists are completely behind the goals of the Democratic Party and its leader, Barack "Uncle Joe" Obama. Are you Democrats who think you're still in the party of Harry Truman and Jack Kennedy sure you agree with goals that come from the Communist Party?
• Communists blame Corporate America for the anti-communism of many TEA Partiers. This couldn't be further from the truth. All corporations have fully bought into diversity and preferential treatment of communist specified victim classes (Gramsci, if you want the name of the communist who specified them) by human resources departments everywhere. Tea Partiers identified communism around Obama because so many of his friends and family, including both his parents, step father, his two grandparents who raised him, his childhood mentor, his ghostwriter and bomb-making buddy Bill Ayers, and many of the people he sought out in college were communists or other types of marxists. Oh, and that doesn't even mention all the card carrying communists he put into the White House, starting with Van Jones and Anita Dunn. Even after being intentionally fooled by the progressive media, by progressive domination of education, the courts, many churches, and indoctrinating human resources departments, the American people are smart enough to identify a communist when he's wearing a Maoist red star on his Maoist army cap and waxing poetic about redistributing the wealth away from the capitalist robber barons. Anybody ever wonder where the jobs are coming from when everything that communists and other Democrats do crushes the abilities of small employers to hire people for a wage they can afford to pay? Small employers would create 80% of the jobs America needs to recover from the recession, but they are being prevented from hiring because Democrats have reinterpreted the laws and regulations in ways that make employers' continued existence and success uncertain. How can they prudently hire in such an environment without risking losing it all?
  
• Communists claim that "white voters" would vote against their self interests by voting against the communist party's program. This isn't true either. The interests of all Americans are to have a more prosperous nation where we are all free. The Communist program will create a poorer nation, with unemployment permanently at 20% or higher, where the middle class joins the poor in a permanent underclass living on government assistance, where labor unions are banned, dissent is punished by disappearance, and our government's leaders become our masters instead of our public servants. As it always has, communism in the US would create a nation of slaves and destroy the economy and the ability to produce food. Starvation would result. Anyone who votes for communists is voting for their own destruction and that of their children and grandchildren.
  
• Communists claim that the Tea Parties are driven by racism. This couldn't be further from the truth either. Tea Partiers are color blind, unlike the Communists themselves who divide Americans up into groups by race and other fault-lines in order to pit them against each other. They act as if the anti-communism of TEA Partiers was an obvious falsehood, when it is the communist party itself that with this article and many others has bragged it is part of Obama's coalition! Tea Partiers are driven by Americanism, by individualism, which is irrevocably opposed to communism, socialism, and progressivism. Tea Partiers have slowly come to realize this, and they are accepting that this time when they fight back the communists, as Americans had to do in the 50s, they will have to finish the fight instead of just leaving the beaten communists in peace. This time there will be no truce. The Republican leaders don't realize this yet, though some close to the leadership do. And this is the reason why the communists and progressives are so excitable about things. They realize all their plans to wreck America might be defeated forever, and they could be forced to emigrate to a country that is already communist or socialist. Such places are no fun to live in, especially when you are a failed communist.
  

By the way, when you visit this post it won't be the same. That's because the CPUSA edited it to try to change history after it had already happened. Remember how Joe Stalin would have the photos of people he had murdered removed from the photos in which they had once appeared? This is typical communist behavior, to change history so they can avoid getting blamed for their actions.

No Truth in Pravda, and No News in Izvestia.

Or in American, No Reality in Reality TV and No News in the News: Either paper or broadcast.

They edited their page because Communists are dedicated and trained liars. You need to watch out for them and turn your bullshit detector to high gain. Democrats who don't agree with the communist program still have time to get away from the progressive douchebags who have taken over their party. Either take the party back from them or quit the party altogether and join with the other party while we all fight off the progressive-communist threat.

Eventually we will beat those communist-progressive douchebags and send them back to Uranus, where they came from. Those assholes.

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Young Love in Trouble

This skinny legged mack daddy seduced a lot of college kids in 2008, and now they are getting the morning after willing to chew their own arm off to get out from under his skanky ass blues. In other words, "Obama, it's not me. It's you!"

Who would have ever expected the halo to get rusty so soon?

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Desperate Johnny

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Fidel Castro agrees with me: Obama's Nobel was a Consolation Prize

It was a consolation prize for losing the Olympics. Check the douchebag ex-dictator out:

The decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to US President Barack Obama was 'a positive measure and compensates his defeat in Copenhagen when Rio de Janeiro was picked as a site for 2016 Olympic Games', Cuban leader Fidel Castro has said.

He added that Obama's Nobel win could be considered a condemnation of the 'genocidal policies' of some of the former US presidents.

I don't agree with his other verbal diarrhea. Genocidal policies, you mean like Obama telling the Jews they aren't allowed to reproduce in Judea and Samaria? That sounds pretty damn genocidal to me. Or do you mean Bush protecting the Iraqi Kurds and Shiites from Saddam Hussein, who really was conducting genocide? Or the successes against HIV and AIDS in Africa thanks to Bush's AIDS fighting policies?

Face it Fidel: The only genocide committed by the last president was the senseless murder of his speeches. He just was not up to your or Obama's weight class as a demagogue.

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Perez Hilton: Oh No You Didn't, Barack Obama

This is a guest post from Perez Hilton, I think. All I know is he smelled like Pina Coladas and tried to kiss me when he gave me a DVD with this article on it.

Barack Obama must have gone loco from sleeping in the same room that that kookoo-for-cocopuffs George W. Bush used to sleep in, because he opened his trap to say something extremely rude in an interview the other day.

He said: "Kanye West is a jackass."

And we think there are just some politicos who spend all their time golfing and eating certified Japanese Wagyu beef because they are in over their head.

Just saying!

We give him credit because he knew he had done wrong, and so this morning he issued an apology to all our beautiful jackasses.

Obama says:

"I would like to issue an apology for the comments I made. My intent was to be humorous and not offensive. I have nothing but love and respect for jackasses in general of all cultural backgrounds. What saddens me most is that it took away from the issue of Health Insurance Reform in America, which is all I think about day and night except when I'm thinking about golf or Wagyu beef. I once visited a food pantry in the White House kitchen and told them to send all the American beef to feed the homeless. American beef isn't as exceptional as that delicious Wagyu beef from Japan. Anyway I work with many jackasses, not least among them Rahm Emmanuel. I didn't intend to tar them with Kanye West, since clearly he is in a different class from the typical jackass."

Isn't it interesting that living in the White House qualifies a person to claim to be surrounded by jackasses? Huh.

Do U think his statement is sincere? Or is he just being a jackass?

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Youth Unemployment Catastrophe

52.2% OF YOUTH BETWEEN 16 AND 24 ARE UNEMPLOYED!

How do you like this Change, all you douchebag SNL and MTV watching youths who voted for Obama? Well, maybe now you can beg for change on the street corner, thanks to Obama.

Me:	WTF?
Obama voter:	Change, please?
Me:	Would you like to have a job where you didn't have to beg for money, didn't have to degrade yourself for money, didn't have people looking at you with pity all day long because you are such a hopeless, jobless loser?
Obama voter:	Of course!
Me:	Elections have consequences, asshole! I can't afford to hire you under the Obama policies, and neither can anyone else.

I guarantee there are two reasons why the jobs market for youth suck. First, the Congress has nearly doubled the minimum wage over the last four years. Second, employers are too afraid of tax increases to expand or hire. The result is that there are no entry level jobs in the USA.

I have more breaking news that I don't think any Obama voters ever heard before.

If a promise seems too good to be true, it probably is bullshit!

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A Pair of Jacks

From Attack Comix

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America, can you smell what Barack is cooking?

Elitist snobbery boils over at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

The best-dressed woman in Washington DC (what in Sam Hill is she wearing in that photo, a hose-clamp?) went to the marketplace yesterday.

You see, she was in the middle of preparations for dinner when she discovered, quelles horreurs, that she had no certified organic Tuscan kale in the cupboard. Zut alors, what an incipient tragedy! Better get off to the certified organic market a city block away, you know the one she personally ushered through the city permitting process so that the peons who don't have taxpayer-paid private chefs with unlimited kitchen budgets can buy certified organic Tuscan kale and certified Japanese Wagyu beef. She dispatches the Secret Service, who sweep the marketplace for Republicans, drive out all the customers, and shut the marketplace to everybody else, then she rides there in the back of the limousine. Dana Milbank, take it away.

The Secret Service and the D.C. police brought in three dozen vehicles and shut down H Street, Vermont Avenue, two lanes of I Street and an entrance to the McPherson Square Metro station. They swept the area, in front of the Department of Veterans Affairs, with bomb-sniffing dogs and installed magnetometers in the middle of the street, put up barricades to keep pedestrians out, and took positions with binoculars atop trucks. Though the produce stand was only a block or so from the White House, the first lady hopped into her armored limousine and pulled into the market amid the wail of sirens.

Then, and only then, could Obama purchase her leafy greens. "Now it's time to buy some food," she told several hundred people who came to watch. "Let's shop!"

Cowbells were rung. Somebody put a lei of marigolds around Obama's neck. The first lady picked up a straw basket and headed for the "Farm at Sunnyside" tent, where she loaded up with organic Asian pears, cherry tomatoes, multicolored potatoes, free-range eggs and, yes, two bunches of Tuscan kale. She left the produce with an aide, who paid the cashier as Obama made her way back to the limousine.

There's nothing like the simple pleasures of a farm stand to return us to our agrarian roots.

Why does that remind me of the arugula comment and the Obamas' well-known preference for $300 per pound Wagyu steaks from Japan, and Mike Dukakis' deranged recommendation to Iowa farmers that they diversify their corn and soybean crops with Belgian Endive?

SNOB much?

These are the champions of the dispossessed? This is the Democrat Party that controls every single big city bureaucracy boiling over with corruption and poverty everywhere in this country, every year makes every single one worse, and hasn't gotten anyone out of poverty or misery in 45 years? Yeah, the SNOB Democrats are the party of big promises but their results suck donkey dick!

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Oleg Atbashian is my Progressive-bashing hero!

Here it is in on only a few lines, the form of the propaganda that underLIES every single progressive douchebag's verbal technicolor yawn.

Generated in the depths of KGB think tanks, the Cold War-era propaganda template is comprised of the following linked axioms:

1. Socialism is “progress.”
2. Aversion to “progress” is a sign of outmoded backward thinking.
3. All forward-thinking people are leftists.
4. Leftists always speak for all people.
5. People always unanimously support leftist leaders.
6. Leftists are always under assault from the well-organized capitalist enemy.
7. All workers and peasants hate capitalist exploiters.
8. Armed resistance to a leftist government can only conceivably be staged by CIA agents in the service of American imperialism.
9. Capitalists engage in relentless anti-socialist propaganda, subversion, and sabotage; they will commit any crime in order to kill hope and prevent the masses from liberation.
10. The dying non-socialist sector of the world is run by a criminal conspiracy of capitalist oligarchs operating from the United States (and sometimes from Israel when appropriate).

Oleg, if you were teh ghey, and if I were teh ghey, I'd happily blow you. But things being what they are, I won't. NTTAWWT.

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Has President 'I Won' entered the Popularity Death Spiral yet?

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Obama extendz his vacation, Solo trip to Costco creates controversy

During his extended stay at Martha's Vineyard, President Barack Obama and his Secret Service spent more than two hours in a Costco and a neighboring restaurant Wednesday. And I went along for the ride.

Obama visited the Costco after making a brief stop at 'Adul bookshop' The sign was broken but it was a nice store, but very dark. I found Adul inside and told him that his sign was busted...I don't know why, but he ran out the back!

Barry got some magazines and left the money on the counter. One of them was titled, "Genitalic stimulation via phallengetic motion"...I think that's what it said, I couldn't see it very well through the brown paper bag.

After our little shopping trip we grabbed some beef-stroganoff for lunch. I overheard a few guys say the president would have liked to make instant pudding, but we all agreed that would be a security risk and it would be way too messy.

Before he pulled his throng out of the eatery, Obama posed for pictures with two of the restaurant's servers Handrea and Palmela, he even let them sit on his lap. He spent the next 5 minutes in the restroom. At long last, he emerged and his motorcade drove around the back of Costco so Barry could grab his package.

They took the food to the nearby home of White House senior adviser Valerie Jarrett, who also lives on Martha's Vineyard. And it turns out that Barry can handle himself in the kitchen. They were short on the gravy needed to make the stroganoff, so Barack offered to whip up a batch by hand. The women were also flabbergasted when Barry took matters into his own hands and expertly started to ball some melons, never stopping until he was finished.

White House officials have stressed that the president is on a private vacation and very little is planned. If Obama wanted to, he could begin the day with a workout or tennis. He could play a little five-on-one or, as he's been known to do, he could go downtown and meet with Mrs. Thumb and her four daughters.

They also have a fun-zone. It's typical fair faire...he could ride the 'Great White Knuckler', one of the fastest coasters in the nation. They say it moves so fast, "it will make a bald man puke" Wow...I can't wait to ride that one!

They also have a "Freak Show" for the brave souls. Have you ever wanted to pet a one-eyed burping gecko? This show has it. And if you pass by their old candy shoppe, you can always find them pulling taffy.

Barry gives himself a briefing every morning, and the secluded 28-acre private estate has a secure line to 900 numbers and the Pentagon secretary pool, if an inserection happens to pop up.

Mid-level aides are on the island to assist the president if needed, but he prefers to do most things by himself. I'd like to remind you that the presidency does not allow for a lot of breaks, so finding 5 minutes here and there can be a welcome release.

But don't get me wrong, sometimes he does appreciate a helping hand with his fast paced job. He's obviously worked very hard this year with his staff.

Damn... I have thoroughly digressed from the Costco story. I won't hold the sausage hostage any longer.

Barack Obama made remarks about something called the 'Tenga Flip Hole' outside his rented compound on Martha's Vineyard. No clues yet on what that item actually is, although some folks say that Barry is not good with his hands and they guess that it might be a tool of some sort.

UPDATE: I have uncovered the beast under the blanket, so let's get this German soldier marching, shall we?

I have discovered a video but I can't hear the audio and the writing is in Asian, so I'll tell you what I think.....

The 'Tenga Flip Hole' is some kind of tool, so our first instincts were right. I can tell it's a tool that gets used often, because it needs Lots of lubrication.

Looks sort of like a pencil sharpener, but when that small-armed model holds it up, you can see it's much bigger than it looks. It looks like it's got great features...the Click Orb, Side Ribs with terraced engraved edges, Wing gates, Quatro Waves, the End Orb and is easily cleanable.

Maybe the Costco purchase had something to do with it's function. I decided to sneak into the black SUV and see what the secret package is.

Holy Shit! K-Y® Brand Jelly. Gallons and gallons of K-Y® Brand Jelly.

Obviously, Barry needs a water-based lube and he's buying it in quantity. Who said he isn't fistfully conservative? Please, If anyone is familiar with this tool, ask him why he's always sneaking around....oh...and we still need to find out what this is..



This is weird..why doesn't he do something productive while on vacation, like paint the ceiling?

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This used to be America... It ain't no more

Wesley Cheeks, douchebag cop protecting the image of Obama.

WTF!

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Flickr Douchebags take down the Obama Joker cover

Yeah, that one. Flickr keeps on showing what good little progressive douchebags they are, squarely on the side of the Joker, for the suppression of political speech they don't like, for DMCA harassment, and against satire and fair use [diggable].

"Why so serious, Flickr?"

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Progressive Baloney Factory in Portsmouth shut down by Keith Hennessey

Read the carnage as Obama's Portsmouth presser is demolished one lie at a time here.

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Video: Forked Tongue Obama

He started talking with the sweet-talking side of his forked tongue, all lovey dovey and slick, and finished the speech with the bullying thug side, like an abusive boyfriend. He sure is dreamy isn't he, with those half-closed bedroom eyes and the muscly physique. He's like one of those boyfriends who makes you seem like you're the center of the world until he has you where he wants you, and then he treats you like shit. Uhhh, I'm not gay, but I can imagine... <blush>

How can anybody trust him after seeing this?



What a douchebag, and a dreamboat! But are you sure you want to get back together with that boyfriend?

h/t: HotAir.

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Happy Belated Birthday, Sultan Mubarak Hussein Milhous "X" Obama Jr.

#IAMTHEMOB with a Happy Belated Birthday wish for the man whose parents, both committed Communists, met in a Russian Language class in 1960. Listen to the dulcet tones (snort) of Glenn Beck, one of America's real anchormen, go on and on with warning bell after warning bell until you wonder why it didn't sound like you were trapped up in a bell tower with 20 full sized bells ringing the carillon before the 2008 elections.

And this is the way they ring
the bells in Bedlam

(from Ringing the Bells by Anne Sexton)

Well, watch it again and again. It never grows old.



Though the people's love of the regime of Sultan Obama may grow old long before his term ends.

And this is the way they ring
the bells in Bedlam
and this is the bell-lady
who comes each Tuesday morning
to give us a music lesson
and because the attendants make you go
and because we mind by instinct,
like bees caught in the wrong hive,
we are the circle of crazy ladies
who sit in the lounge of the mental house
and smile at the smiling woman
who passes us each a bell,
who points at my hand
that holds my bell, E flat,
and this is the gray dress next to me
who grumbles as if it were special
to be old, to be old,
and this is the small hunched squirrel girl
on the other side of me
who picks at the hairs over her lip,
who picks at the hairs over her lip all day,
and this is how the bells really sound,
as untroubled and clean
as a workable kitchen,
and this is always my bell responding
to my hand that responds to the lady
who points at me, E flat;
and although we are not better for it,
they tell you to go. And you do.

(Ringing the Bells by Anne Sexton)

Happy Belated Birthday, Sultan

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Chris Matthews still smitten -- it's okay. We understand

It's almost sad, really. The way you were begging her, Chris; pleading for Barbara Boxer to assure you that, yes, those mean people protesting the President's plans were simply a part of a scam. A put-on run by the Pharmaceutical and Insurance industries. There couldn't be any real, normal people who disagree with Obama. He's—why, he's perfect. He's The One.

It's okay, Chris. We've all been in love. Blind to those faults pointed out by others. Ready to fight to the death anyone who dares besmirch the name or reputation of our Beloved.

How it must astound you, Chris, that there could possibly be people who cannot see Barack for the warm, wonderful leader he so obviously is. That they could be anything but stunned by the beauty and confidence he radiates.

But you... you can see Him as He is, can't you, Chris? As he stands there, the very essence of power and authority. And then his voice. Oh, if you could still get it up, how that Voice would send you over the edge!

Ah, but how right this secret love feels. The sidelong glances. That knowing, warm smile. You pay your own tributes, do you not? As you sit in your dressing room, you know you should be preparing for your show, but, after all, the President's Weekly Prime Time address is about to begin. And the lights go down. You light the special candles. Box of tissue on your right -- just in case. And when the President speaks, you close your eyes and imagine. The world fades away, and he's talking to you. Just to you. That familiar tingle runs up your leg, and in your minds eye, you are with Him alone, at kneeling at His feet. He talks that wonderful, beautiful talk, and you, in tribute ... — but for now the fantasy will have to do.

At least you have your dreams, until that day finally comes. The day when you finally throw caution to the wind and work up the courage to put on that blue dress, that dark beret, and knock, ever so gently, on His door.

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Cat-Wobaman

I don't see what the problem is with Barack Obama as one of the villains from the Batman movies. All I know is the tolerant progressive douchebags who mocked up posters of Dumb and Dumberer with George W. Bush on them are going postal over these new Obama posters.

So, uhhhh, what's the problem anyway? Does somebody have a problem with the whole metrosexual thing? What's the matter? R Progressive douchebags down on teh gheys or something?

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Dem Health Care Change Bill Lie #1: You can keep your insurance (but: only for a year or two)

Let's listen to the experts on Obamacare, a.k.a. the Change Health Care So It SUCKS Act. Normally socialists lie in public, but they thought they were speaking only to their fellow socialist utopian douchenozzles, so now the proof is out there where even those socialist Democrats who still read with phonics can easily understand it.



What was that again? "I don't think we'll eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be potentially some transition process. I can envision a decade out, or fifteen or twenty years out."

It sounds like the plan is to eliminate private health insurance over some period of time. Actually, it doesn't sound like it. It's OBVIOUS!

"He was right. The man was right!"

You know, all those lying progressive douchebags are capable of telling the truth every once in a blue moon. It feels good to speak the truth, doesn't it?

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