27 September 2009

Youth Unemployment Catastrophe

52.2% OF YOUTH BETWEEN 16 AND 24 ARE UNEMPLOYED!

How do you like this Change, all you douchebag SNL and MTV watching youths who voted for Obama? Well, maybe now you can beg for change on the street corner, thanks to Obama.

Me:
WTF?
Obama voter:
Change, please?
Me:
Would you like to have a job where you didn't have to beg for money, didn't have to degrade yourself for money, didn't have people looking at you with pity all day long because you are such a hopeless, jobless loser?
Obama voter:
Of course!
Me:
Elections have consequences, asshole! I can't afford to hire you under the Obama policies, and neither can anyone else.


I guarantee there are two reasons why the jobs market for youth suck. First, the Congress has nearly doubled the minimum wage over the last four years. Second, employers are too afraid of tax increases to expand or hire. The result is that there are no entry level jobs in the USA.

I have more breaking news that I don't think any Obama voters ever heard before.
If a promise seems too good to be true, it probably is bullshit!


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7 comments:

GS September 27, 2009 at 6:00:00 PM EDT  

Yo, college student and army prospective. Point well taken, though, even if it is in the vein of "all fogies love Matlock". By the by, ya'll were the ones that created the educational and industrial environment wherein which my generation was neutered. Just sayin'. http://honestyinmotion.blogspot.com

Blago Bloggo September 27, 2009 at 7:53:00 PM EDT  

Hey I used to be a progressive douchebag too. But I thought PC was a joke. I never knew it would become such a dominant monster and threaten to neuter the US. I really was an idiot for a long time. There is no reason for any young people to stay progressive idiots as long now, not now that the catastrophic results of well-intentioned progressive idiocy are obvious everywhere you look.

Blago Bloggo September 27, 2009 at 8:17:00 PM EDT  

After having followed you back to your site, I have something more to say. Keep on thinking the way you think. Whether you are an intellectual kind of conservative who derives conservative principles from religious and historical sources, or whether you just read the great works of American conservatism that have come out in the last couple of years, keep on doing it. We have nothing to fear from the truth. The only we have to fear is our own fear and timidity. We are correct. The truth is on our side. And the numbers are on our side. We must never let the progressives' grasp of education, government, the legal profession, and media browbeat us into accepting the lies they propagate.

ATTC,  September 28, 2009 at 11:32:00 AM EDT  

Stumbled onto this site and just the title gave me one hell of a laugh. Anyway, I'm in that age range (22), recently graduated college (computer science major), and am unable to find a job. I've been conservative since I started following politics in middle school. It bothers me that schools are churning out progressives like it's their business... yet it is that mentality that is eroding this one great nation. Keep up the good work here. I'll be sure to check in occasionally.

Blago Bloggo September 28, 2009 at 12:48:00 PM EDT  

Come on back any time you like ATTC. Whenever you take some laughs away, we'll make more. Yes, we are the monosodium glutamate on your comedy Doritos, the addictive part.

Anonymous,  September 29, 2009 at 12:10:00 AM EDT  

Ask Bloggo;
Well, I wonder about the numbers. My daughter lives with my ex, she's 18. The ex is a POS who sucks off imagined ailments to scam SSI or some kind of disability check (no bitterness here!).
Point is, daughter turned 18, dropped outta HS, doesn't give a shit about her GED, and now wants to live like mommy watching TV all the time.
She's learning this crap the same way other kids her age are, by having to look up to crap.
Bloggo, what should I do, I work my ass off, and killin' the ex is illegal?
signed
Hate Ex To Pieces

Blago Bloggo September 29, 2009 at 12:34:00 AM EDT  

I recommend saying fuck and shit a lot (in private, naturally), "Hate Ex". Eventually it will help you get less bitter. Then you can invite your daughter to get her act together at your place, because she has got to know she is going straight to hell in the Ex's house. Good fucking luck. You need it. Try praying too. It can't hurt.

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