Qaddafi hates Cuckoo Clocks and Chocolate

Now that he has his pet airplane bomber back, Libyan douchetator Qaddafi hates cuckoo clocks and chocolate so much he has proposed that the United Nations abolish Switzerland. Luckily enough, the UN is entirely devoid of power unless the US provides that power. Remind me again why the US provides any muscle to the UN, when proposals such as Qaddafi's are what we typically expect from that temple to Progressivism and the terrible results of idealistic intentions.

I think that Bolton said you could cut off the top five stories of the UN and get the same benefits from it. Why stop there? Raze the UN to the ground baby, and build a Sizzler instead. It would create much more happiness than the doucheteria that is sitting there now.