06 September 2009

Van Jones Crawls Back Under his Rock

Midnight on Saturday, the avowed Communist slithered back beneath his rock (resigned).

In classic Team Obama style, Jones blames an orchestrated “campaign” of “lies and distortions to distract and divide.” Get ready for the coming media/left-wing martyrdom of Jones. Never mind his own apologies and weasel excuses for his radical views.

Just in time for Obama's return from Vacation II, in the nick of time to wave bye to his newly martyred leftist pal, Van Jones.
Anybody really think Jones will be far away?

Actual photo of Jones peering warily out from beneath a rock in the White House Rose Garden

"I say let 'em stay, he attracts flies and I'm outta chips"

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Blago Bloggo September 8, 2009 at 8:59:00 PM EDT  

Van Jones, or as we call him, "commie crack", the founder of San Fransicko's "Cop Watch" anti-law-enforcement gang, the leader of the government's illegal war against Glenn Beck, dubber of George W. Bush as "crackhead," and noted 9/11 Truther, thinks that Reps are assholes. If a flaming elephant-enema-bag like "commie crack" Jones thinks you're an asshole you must be doing something right.

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