Hugo Chavez declares Santa Claus the son of the devil

Hugo the Douchebag Chavez accused the US and Colombia of sending unmanned spy planes over Venezuela and ordered his military to shoot down any aircraft detected. The Venezuelan Fister in Chief has been sponsoring FARC narco-terrorists inside Colombia for several years, and evidence was discovered on a rebel laptop last year linking the US Democrat party to the FARC terrorists. But this year, Chavez appears to have mistaken Santa's sleigh, which was conducting preliminary scouting expeditions of Venezuela in order to build plans to evade Burgomeister Meisterburger Chavez's anti-toy squads.

And isn't that what Christmas is all about, getting the toys to the kids and evading the government's perverse anti-toy secret police?

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Stalin Honored for D-Day Contributions

Forget for a minute that he didn't send a single soldier to the D-Day landings, and that he was busy arresting his own army officers and sending them to the Gulag, Josef Stalin deserves a bust in the D-Day Museum in Bumfuzzle Virginia.

WTF?

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Progressive Douchebags with Guns

...shot up Lou Dobb's house and almost hit his wife.

I blame Latino advocacy groups like La Raza (the Race, think they're racist?), Presente.org, BastaDobbs.org, Media Matters, and other progressive douchenistas. I also blame Geraldo Rivera who has been spending so much bile and spit in his hateful attacks on Lou Dobbs. The question Rivera needs to answer is, why do we have laws to govern immigration if we are not going to enforce them equally, but have selective enforcement that lets Geraldo's tribe in without checks and stops Blago's tribe without any appeal? Aren't laws supposed to be enforced equally, without bias? Why does Rivera want us to enforce our laws in a biased way that favors his tribe? It isn't because he believes in fairness and equality, that's for sure! He just wants to win a tribal conflict that only he is fighting.

When progressives get guns you know there is a Maoist in the house.

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