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21 December 2009

If they call you a TEABAGGER, call them FISTERS

The People's Cube has it 1000% correct. Fister is the correct comeback for progressive douchebags who call you a Tea-Bagger. Make them defend Kevin Jennings' awesome FIST of safe schools.

UPDATE: "Happy Fistivus" Midwinter Festival


And for the Ultimate in Fistivus Celebrations, just Fist Me!



h/t: S-dogg

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20 November 2009

Mr. Hand goes to Washington

First off let's start some music by clicking here. Give it a minute, wait till the music starts........Turn up your speakers and spark a doobie...are you ready? OK.

Remember the guy from high school that everyone thought was a loser? You know, the guy that carried around an empty backpack and always had a cigarette behind his ear?



Remember? He used to sit in the back of class and quietly fall asleep or stare at the wall? The guy that came to school stoned and was on a first name basis with everyone from the principal to campus security? Remember that guy?



I don't think Resident Obama ever quite grew up...

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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