This skinny legged mack daddy seduced a lot of college kids in 2008, and now they are getting the morning after willing to chew their own arm off to get out from under his skanky ass blues. In other words, "Obama, it's not me. It's you!"
Who would have ever expected the halo to get rusty so soon?
From all signs, Resident Obama's real voice is not the mellifluous baritone with which we are so familiar from his 450 or so public speeches in 2009. In reality, it's more of a nasal, high-pitched north-side Chicago accent.
So after Nidal Malik Hasan went all sudden jihad syndrome at Fort Hood and after shouting 'Allahu Akbar,' killed 13 while wounding 28, we got to see the difference between class and a douchebag. The Douchebag in Chief covered all his political bases with the Interior Department at a speech for 2 minutes before even mentioning the Fort Hood shootings. He warned people against jumping to any conclusions that the killer was an American Muslim who had decided to go to Jihad terror war with his own country. Then he went right back into the politicking.
Turns out that Obama did not go to visit Fort Hood, though he will appear there for the memorial service, which will be heavily covered by the Pravda press. But there was another who visited Fort Hood already, in the dark of night, directing that the press not make a big deal of it. He and his wife were there to comfort and commiserate with the military and civilian personnel at Fort Hood, and not to run an interminable political campaign.
Maybe she should stick to hula hooping and get out of politics.
To be honest, maybe the POTUS should do the same thing. He sucks at bringing people together... much better at childish games like this, beer summits, and saying "nya nya nya" to Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.
Lookit the democrat all drunk on power looking for some new part of the economy to destroy now that he's destroyed the home mortgage market. Maybe he'll pick on health care!
Maybe he's drunk on something else, but do you get my point?
I guess the Douchebags don't want to hold a vote to investigate corruption in DC and Countrywide (Dodd/Obama, CT/IL). It's not like the real estate collapse had anything to do with the national and world econosuck.
That's called sarcasm, for those Progressives too stupid to recognize it.
Anita Dunn doesn't just rhyme with Mao Tse Tung. Yeah I use old-school Wade-Giles transliteration. So effing what? It's how I roll, homes.
Did I hear this wrong? She thinks of Mao's work all the time? Watch the video and check it for me.
I don't think progressive douchebag is a strong enough term. She is a revolutionary frikking communist! She wants to go to war with the US, just like Mao did against his fellow communist in charge of China's cities, Chiang Kai Shek, and take the US over from the institutions that she doesn't control yet, right? Isn't that the feel you got from what she said? Does she have the same plans to kill about 20% of the populace that Marx advocated, and that Lenin, Mao, and Pol Pot all carried out in their communist hellholes?
Why so serious, America? Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn's just trying to have a little mass-murdering commie fun!
Update: Guess who is pussying out of her own words? Guess. Just guess. Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn says that the whole Mao and Mother Theresa thing was a joke she ripped off from Lee Atwater!
Remember the 70 million dead from her favorite political philosopher. The one whose most famous political soundbites were "power grows out of the barrel of a gun," "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy," and "The guerrilla must move amongst the people as a fish swims in the sea." This is more than vaguely ominous.
Update 2: Welcome ebay readers! Hope you enjoy your visit. I'm like the foul mouthed whisky drinking neighbor your mother didn't like you to talk to because she thought you might start saying shit a lot. But I'm mostly harmless except to the thought-free illusions of clueless progressives.
Just take off your partisan hats, whether they are conservative examples of the haberdasher's art, or progressive nazi uniform caps, and sit down to watch this very important video about the healthcare debate in the US today.
Phew! That was powerful! It put things in a whole new perspective for me.
Did you hear the audience laugh and cheer this clip from Conan on the Tonight Show? I think Conan's writers did, and they are not going to toe the progressive line anymore because that is not where the ratings are. Take that you progressive Hollyweird douchebags! The money is not in your progressive causes. It's in the conservative ones! Do studios want to keep going broke or do they want to thrive?
Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.
Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?
We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.
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