Rest in peace, you drunken bastard

Plenty of people have said things about Teddy Kennedy, both good and bad. I would like to address the following message to those crying tears of psuedo-sorrow to the fat, pompous fuck:

He was not a leader; his position came entirely from the fact that he was a Kennedy. Incidentally, it was this same fact that kept his drunken ass out of jail in a situation that would have sent any one of you sycophantic losers straight past 'Go' without collecting your $200. A situation, just so's we don't forget, in which he was solely responsible for the death of a young woman, and for which he has never shown an iota of remorse.

It was also this fact that allowed him to get away with drunkenly harrassing waitresses.

He was not a uniter. He was not a "Great Man" in any way at all other than girth, and perhaps his ability to chug like a fratboy linebacker.

Cancer is a horrible way to go, and I don't envy him. I feel sorry for him. I always have; even before I knew he had cancer. I'm just not going to pretend the motherfucker was a saint.

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Clueless dingbats at dKos still lost, seeking more clues

Some gormless dingbat mouthbreather named mcjoan at dKos accuses Republicans of having a centrally planned strategy to slow down the healthcare highjack bill by invoking the ghost of Teddy "Namor the Submariner" Kennedy and gutting the bill of all its delicious commie bits. They don't. Republicans do not have any kind of message or strategy enforcement that can do that, not when they have semi-Democrats like McPain and Graham in leadership positions.

I'm talking to mcjoan now.

Know what, you fool? Your progressive douchebag team has what it takes to pass the medical care highjack without a single microgram of... guess. I'm not even going to tell you any more about what you don't need, except that you don't even remotely need it, you clueless, mouthbreathing, drug-addled dingbats.

And I'm not talking about LSD, even though I know what "microgram" makes you think of. Damn hippies!

On a tangent, try reading Atlas Shrugged for a clue, for the ideas, for the sex, for anything but the characterization. You might understand what's going on with the economy and the frustrated and denigrated Townhall crowds a little better than you did. Then you can go back to your tea-bagging and salad-tossing, and I don't really want to hear another clueless blooch out of ya.

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Teddy Kennedy

So late last night I wrote that John McCain wouldn't retire until after Teddy Kennedy, and less than an hour later Kennedy dies without retiring. Now McPain's going to do the same thing and stay in the Senate until he croaks too. Maybe the ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne was hovering over my shoulder while I was typing that. I'm not saying I got the juju or the magic fingers full of boogety-woogety wee wee woo woo for all you progressives out there, but you know... I'm saying something.

Boo!

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