Showing posts with label Government. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Government. Show all posts

07 October 2009

Some Douchebags might blame their own failures on Apaches, but not Stu Bykofsky


Douchebags (by which I mean Democrats) should be running not walking to clamp eyes on Stu Bykofsky's road to Damascus moment about dysfunctional Philadelphia politics.
Next month, will Philadelphians hoping for an improved city again elect nothing but Democrats and expect a different result?

Under Democratic monopoly, Philly residents have: the highest city tax rate in the nation, craven Council members cashing in on DROP, an incompetent Board of Revision of Taxes, a 25 percent city poverty rate, a pinball pay-to-play system, a Department of Human Services that kills kids, a school district with a near-50-percent dropout rate and city workers who don't pay their taxes.

As a wholly owned subsidiary of the over-promising and underperforming Democratic Party, Philadelphia is failing.

Democratic politicians and policies are not solely responsible for our decline, but they've been in the driver's seat for a tortoise's lifetime and have driven the car into a ditch. If Democrats aren't responsible, who is - Apaches?

Will you ever hold them accountable?

Hold them accountable?!?! This is the Democrat party, you know. Being a Democrat means never having to say you're sorry, because you get a pass for any fucking thing you do because after all you're just a nice and kind progressive who wants to take all this extra money that was just sitting in the pockets of other people and spend it on bullshit for no sensible reason that could be detected by anyone other than a obsessive, manic, paranoid-schizophrenic blasted out of his brain on fifty-eight doses of windowpane acid. Wiggly!

Imagine measuring Democratic policies by their outcomes! Fucking A! That would be amazing! Did crime rates go up or down when they started freeing criminals from prison for passing one drug test in a row? How about stopping spankings? Did that increase or decrease graduation rates? Literacy rates? Rates of shootings in schools? How about the Great Society, did that improve rates of illegitimacy or poverty? How about the fucking WAR ON FUCKING POVERTY? Did that reduce any poverty?

Anywhere?

Hello? Knock knock, anybody home in the progressive brain trust?

Philadelphia is doomed...


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05 October 2009

The Price Is Wrong, Bob

Junkyard find linked from jalopnik.comWhether you bought one or not, you're $4.59 poorer after Cash for Clunkers.

No, seriously. That's your share as a citizen of the net economic loss from the program. Heck if you do it just by taxpayers, it's about double that.

The program only cost $3 billion (only!) and yet economists have determined it actually resulted in a loss of wealth of $1.4 billion.

Way to go, Congressional Douchebags! Great job, President Panderer!



Now, consider "Health Care Reform:"

The "Smartest President in History" is trying to sell the Democrap's "reform" plan as a way to boost our economy. Based on the trial-run with Clunkers, let's just say I'm less than optimistic.

What if the Beltway Bandits' plan ends up looking like Cash for Clunkers. Projected to cost $1 trillion over the next ten years, at the same rate of loss, creeping socialism will cost us all almost $500 billion.

I know I've got that much stuff in my sock drawer. It's right next to my collection of decade-old Playboy and last year's Hustler, how 'bout you?

Let's be nice to the brain-dead in Washington. Say it's only a loss of $300 billion. At that rate, every American is slated to lose $1,000. Again, make it just taxpayers, and it's much closer to $2,000 per person lost over the next ten years.

Cemeteries will get fuller when Obamacare comes along!Let's see... I have health insurance. I pay my taxes and my bills, and at the end of the day I have enough money to buy gas to get to and from work and eat the Bachelor Chow from the frozen foods section of the discount grocery store. Over the next ten years, the President wants me to essentially go hungry for one month each year so I can pay into his welfare socialism scheme.

Yeah, I'll give a big "fuck-off" to that.

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07 August 2009

The Real Joke is Government Service

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

  • Internal Revenue 'Service'
  • U..S. Postal 'Service'
  • Telephone 'Service'
  • Cable TV 'Service'
  • Civil 'Service'
  • State, City, County & Public 'Service'
  • Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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