Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts

20 January 2010

Scot Brown proves it: People want more liberal bullshit!

It's quite clear what the voters of Massachusetts told us yesterday when they elected Scott Brown, the Conservative Republican, to the Senate seat once held by Ted Kennedy:


"WE WANT MORE LIBERAL BULLSHIT!"

The voters of the most liberal state in the nation told us that, in an act of pure irony, they wanted more hopey-changey stuff! They want Obamacare! They want Crap and Tax! They want Unionization by Intimidation (aka Card Check). They want more Chicago-style back-room deals! So logically, they voted for the conservative Republican.

Just look at the following e-mail from Moveon.org:

Dear MoveOn member,

Watching a conservative Republican replace Ted Kennedy in the Senate is simply devastating.

But as bad as the news is this morning, there's actually one reason to be hopeful.

For the last year, most Democrats in Washington have let lobbyists and corporate interests run roughshod over the people's business. Wall Street got bailouts. Bankers got bonuses. Big Insurance rewrote the health care bill. Meanwhile, ordinary Americans continue to struggle to make ends meet.

But now, finally, Democrats know they need to change course to win back voters' confidence. The question is, will they learn exactly the wrong lesson? Will they give up on change altogether? Drop health care reform? Follow the lead of conservatives like Joe Lieberman and Evan Bayh and embrace "Republican-lite"?

We need to make sure Democrats don't get it wrong this time. It's time to demand that they start truly fighting for working families. Pass real health care reform. Rein in Wall street. Take on the banks and special interests that stand in the way of change.

And so on. Now check out this from Levana Health:

America was angry in 2008. Angry with a sinking economy. Angry with a country headed in the wrong direction.

In 2008, America voted for change. We voted to stand up to Wall Street. We voted to clean up Washington. And we voted to guarantee everyone quality, affordable health care.

Last night in Massachusetts, voters stood up and told us that they're
still angry and that they still want change. And politicians in Washington must deliver, or else.
With evidence like this, how can anyone deny that Americans desperately want more and more progressive douchebaggery? How can anyone say that Americans don't feel thrilled at the prospect of surrendering their personal sovereignty and handing over 1/6 of the American economy to a Federal Government that is so good at doing things like delivering the mail?! How can Americans not be excited at the idea of IRS-like regulations every time they get a cut on their finger?!

Time to face facts, people: Scott Brown's election to the Senate from Massachusetts is a win for liberalism! Anyone who says otherwise is just a selfish, teabagging astroturfer!

So buck up, liberal America! Scott Brown is a big, big win for you!

/snark

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07 October 2009

Turns out the meaning of Change is 30 cents on the Dollar

Earn a dollar and you get to keep 30 cents. That's going to be the effect of the Baucus Healthcare Reform bill on American families between 100% and 200% of the poverty line. Greg Mankiw cites Jim Capretta on his (Mankiw's) blog. Who was the lying motherdoucher who said there would be no tax increases on anyone earning under $250,000?

Obama voters, now that we know the meaning of change, how do you like your 30 cents in your pocket from each dollar you earn?

It's not like you could have figured out he was lying at the time, right?

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29 September 2009

Iran Intelligence Fail: Freaking Traitor in the CIA ought to be drawn and quartered

Who is the freaking traitor in the CIA who:
  • Wrote the lie the Iran had stopped developing nuclear missile technology into the 2007 NIE; and
  • Told President Obama that Iran wouldn't have a nuclear missile until 2020?
The national intelligence agencies are retarded. They have no clue. Is there only one high up traitor, or are there lots of them? And how high up do they go? The rot has got to go pretty high to turn out multiple, ridiculously bad NIEs that make two successive POTUSes look like dumb-shits. Even progressive douchebags might get pissed this time. It made their Messiah, Lord Barack Milhous Obama the Most Merciful into a laughingstock. Well, actually, it just made the degree of his clownishness obvious to them.

Some just think the CIA is completely incompetent. I agree it's incompetent as an organization. But I also think it's chock full of America's enemies.

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12 September 2009

Oleg Atbashian is my Progressive-bashing hero!

Here it is in on only a few lines, the form of the propaganda that underLIES every single progressive douchebag's verbal technicolor yawn.

Generated in the depths of KGB think tanks, the Cold War-era propaganda template is comprised of the following linked axioms:
  1. Socialism is “progress.”
  2. Aversion to “progress” is a sign of outmoded backward thinking.
  3. All forward-thinking people are leftists.
  4. Leftists always speak for all people.
  5. People always unanimously support leftist leaders.
  6. Leftists are always under assault from the well-organized capitalist enemy.
  7. All workers and peasants hate capitalist exploiters.
  8. Armed resistance to a leftist government can only conceivably be staged by CIA agents in the service of American imperialism.
  9. Capitalists engage in relentless anti-socialist propaganda, subversion, and sabotage; they will commit any crime in order to kill hope and prevent the masses from liberation.
  10. The dying non-socialist sector of the world is run by a criminal conspiracy of capitalist oligarchs operating from the United States (and sometimes from Israel when appropriate).

Oleg, if you were teh ghey, and if I were teh ghey, I'd happily blow you. But things being what they are, I won't. NTTAWWT.

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04 September 2009

Lookit all my Insurance Company Astroturf money

http://www.banklawyersblog.com/.a/6a00d8341c652b53ef0111688ffa0d970c-800wiIf you can't see the picture, it's spelled BUPKIS!

Oh brother, I wish I had a billionnaire like Soros who would fund twisty little mazes full of shell corporations to pay my alt-A mortgage in the middle of Obama's econosuck. That would be schweeeeet! But since I'm not selling my free ass to him and throwing following generations into slavery, there are no wealthy slavemasters buying what I'm selling. They only buy from my old comrades who are still progressive douchebags.

Speaking of which, when are you past-the-expiration-date hippies going to wake the hell up!?

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27 August 2009

I am the greatest blogger of all time in the Universe!

Progressive Douchebag Watch, which you are reading right now, is the most popular, intelligently written blog on the web, if you exclude all the other blogs that get more hits and are stupider because they are written by government and Soros stooges.

Just listen to super-duper-smartie-pooper Keith Olbermann explain it all below the fold, about a minute into the clip.


It's amazing how easy it is to the be the best in your field, even when all the evidence says exactly the opposite, every morning when the Nielsen overnights come in, when you are a self-important, delusional douchebag like Olbermann.

As Noel Sheppard writes:

For the record, on Monday, these were the top cable news programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - 3,440,000 viewers
Hannity - 2,937,000 viewers
Glenn Beck - 2,810,000 viewers
On The Record w/ Greta Van Susteren - 2,450,000 viewers
Special Report with Bret Baier - 2,066,000 viewers
Fox Report w/Shep Smith - 1,860,000 viewers
Countdown w/ K. Olbermann - 1,114,000 viewers
Larry King Live - 1,063,000 viewers


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Democrat false flag attack on Denver Democrat Douchequarters

The SEIU and ACORN would never do this, right? No Democrats, except these two Democrats who have a history of working as paid campaigners for Democrats, would ever do this, right? Bullshit! That's the Chicago way.

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25 August 2009

Progressive Republican Douchebag thinks Obama respects the Constitution


John McCain is a fool, and a shameless progressive Republican douchebag. He ought to retire, which I am sure he will do just about as quick as Teddy Kennedy will.

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17 August 2009

Fact Check douchebags conveniently 'forget' that Death Panel was already passed in the Porkulus

The AP and the NYT were right, much as it galls me to say. Sarah Palin didn't identify all the death panels in legislation passed this year. The main death panel legislation, with $1.1 Billion in funding, was passed in the gigantic H.R.1 Porkulus bill that was rushed through legislation and unread by anyone, because it was too effing important. The National Coordinator of Health Information Technology sounds like a reasonable enough job, but it is another effing new, un-constitutional czar position that defines, monitors and enforces doctors' and hospitals' meaningful use of the newly created federal medical information database. HHS is the punishing authority that gets to define the penalties.

Did you notice that this bill created a bunch of appointed positions and boards that have total control over all medical care for everyone in the US, with the exception of federal government employees and certain unions? None of the responsible positions are elected ones because elected politicians, other than me, are effing pussies who are afraid to make a hard decision and take the heat. Have you ever heard of an elected politician who denies that new hip to granny? Hell no! What the elected politician does is talk up a good story about how much he values granny, pushes an expensive experimental procedure on her, and then once the bill comes due the pol rants about how much effing money the thieving doctors and hospitals charged the government.

That's about the effing size of it.

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04 August 2009

Yikes! Democrat douchebags scared stupid of regular American citizens

What are progressive douchebags like Dick Turban (Douchebag, IL) most scared of?

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Progressive Douchebag alert??...You make the call.

Jesse Griffin is a douchebag. This much at least is clear.

Our subject today is...Jesse Griffin a.k.a. Gryphen (see here for background). This is the big fat mendacious scumbag liar who last weekend spread the rumor that Sarah Palin was getting a divorce because he is a loser who can't get enough of smearing her.

This story has been debunked by Dan Riehl and R.S. McCain, but the story is far from over.

Upon receiving notice that legal proceedings were beginning against him, and his self-outing as a part-time kindergarten teacher and Progressive Douchebag, he predictably cried foul and impugned the character of both McCain and Riehl. Waaah, waah, waah.

The first thing I learned as part of my Douchebag reform program was that you don't go to a gunfight with a knife or a battle of wits with the brains that... well.. that God gave to Jesse Griffin. Apparently micro-cephalic Jesse Griffin never learned those lessons, which is why he is feeling like a hemorrhoid in a sandpaper factory at this moment in time.

Oh...and the fact that he is a un-reformed douchebag, as is apparent from some of the thought free lunacy he he writes, like this...

Quick hide your children! They are getting ready to feed them into Vietraq's bottomless pit of death and destruction.

I am teaching my boys to wear dresses and swish when they walk because being ignorant or drug addicted is no longer a guarantee of being passed over. If your not willing to suck cock then pack up your going to Iraq!

Vietraq... is that supposed to be funny or insightful? He may be Alaska's model metrosexual parent, but what a douchebag! At least I hope he's writing as a parent. I shudder to think that he might be talking about his kindergarten boys in that last paragraph! Yuk!

Blaggo Bloggo ... out!

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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