04 August 2009

Progressive Douchebag alert??...You make the call.

Jesse Griffin is a douchebag. This much at least is clear.

Our subject today is...Jesse Griffin a.k.a. Gryphen (see here for background). This is the big fat mendacious scumbag liar who last weekend spread the rumor that Sarah Palin was getting a divorce because he is a loser who can't get enough of smearing her.

This story has been debunked by Dan Riehl and R.S. McCain, but the story is far from over.

Upon receiving notice that legal proceedings were beginning against him, and his self-outing as a part-time kindergarten teacher and Progressive Douchebag, he predictably cried foul and impugned the character of both McCain and Riehl. Waaah, waah, waah.

The first thing I learned as part of my Douchebag reform program was that you don't go to a gunfight with a knife or a battle of wits with the brains that... well.. that God gave to Jesse Griffin. Apparently micro-cephalic Jesse Griffin never learned those lessons, which is why he is feeling like a hemorrhoid in a sandpaper factory at this moment in time.

Oh...and the fact that he is a un-reformed douchebag, as is apparent from some of the thought free lunacy he he writes, like this...

Quick hide your children! They are getting ready to feed them into Vietraq's bottomless pit of death and destruction.

I am teaching my boys to wear dresses and swish when they walk because being ignorant or drug addicted is no longer a guarantee of being passed over. If your not willing to suck cock then pack up your going to Iraq!

Vietraq... is that supposed to be funny or insightful? He may be Alaska's model metrosexual parent, but what a douchebag! At least I hope he's writing as a parent. I shudder to think that he might be talking about his kindergarten boys in that last paragraph! Yuk!

Blaggo Bloggo ... out!


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2 comments:

Douche August 4, 2009 at 10:04:00 PM EDT  

This man is pure Douchebag....more has been posted on Dan Riehl's blog...Click Here

Blago Bloggo August 5, 2009 at 1:20:00 AM EDT  

He's in trouble... I wonder what he meant by that paragraph.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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