11 August 2009

No Photo ID requirement to vote, just to attend "Mean" Eugene Green's stacked Town Hall

"Mean" Eugene Green (Douchebag, TX) is shivering with fear like a stack of commie-red jello slices on a subway seat at the idea that people might get upset at the thought of the healthcare high-jack he supports. He's such a sissy he doesn't want any of them anywhere near him, so he's going to keep those paid Republican protesters who get bussed in from out of district out of his Town Hall meeting. You see, old "Meany" is going to check photo IDs to prevent people who are not allowed to vote in his district from attending his precious Town Hall.

Lookee here.

Town hall meetings are one of my favorite ways to communicate with constituents. I have held hundreds during my years of service in Congress and always welcomed everyone to attend. Unfortunately, due to a coordinated effort to disrupt our town hall meetings, we will be restricting further attendance to residents of the 29th Congressional District and verifying residency by requiring photo identification. Whether individuals agree or disagree, we must maintain order to have a civil discussion of the issues. While I regret this restriction, it is necessary for the safety and consideration of our constituents. Those who do not reside in the 29th Congressional should contact their Member of Congress to voice any concerns that they may have on issues before Congress.

That's cool, "Meany." When you get back to DC we all fully expect you to sponsor a Voter ID law to keep those out-of-district yahoos from voting in their own district, and then getting in the ACORN, SEIU or AFL-CIO short-bus and voting in your district. You know what I'm talking about, "Meany," just like the Democrats have always done it in Texas. I think LBJ was even proud of it.

But here's the tough question... What are you going to do when your Town Hall is still filled up with your actual constituents who drove themselves to your meeting and made their signs at home, on the kitchen table, with markers they bought themselves, and who do not want you to high-jack their health insurance with the bills currently under consideration? Are you going to shout "The reason is... Shut up! I won! and George Bush"? That's what your spastic leader does. Act like a horse's ass and shout George Bush, just like a two year old telling lies they didn't pee in their pants and blaming it all on a big brother.

Well, George W. Bush may have acted like a big brother to you and your juvenile delinquents in the Douchebag party, but we all know who wants to be the Big Brother from 1984. Mmm hmm, it's Kenya's favorite politician. Unfortunately, he's not America's favorite politician anymore, just the douchebags' fave. And the number of douchebags is shrinking.

Toodles, Toots! I'll see ya when it comes to tarring and feathering time.

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