27 August 2009

I am the greatest blogger of all time in the Universe!

Progressive Douchebag Watch, which you are reading right now, is the most popular, intelligently written blog on the web, if you exclude all the other blogs that get more hits and are stupider because they are written by government and Soros stooges.

Just listen to super-duper-smartie-pooper Keith Olbermann explain it all below the fold, about a minute into the clip.

It's amazing how easy it is to the be the best in your field, even when all the evidence says exactly the opposite, every morning when the Nielsen overnights come in, when you are a self-important, delusional douchebag like Olbermann.

As Noel Sheppard writes:

For the record, on Monday, these were the top cable news programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - 3,440,000 viewers
Hannity - 2,937,000 viewers
Glenn Beck - 2,810,000 viewers
On The Record w/ Greta Van Susteren - 2,450,000 viewers
Special Report with Bret Baier - 2,066,000 viewers
Fox Report w/Shep Smith - 1,860,000 viewers
Countdown w/ K. Olbermann - 1,114,000 viewers
Larry King Live - 1,063,000 viewers

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dorsey August 28, 2009 at 4:18:00 AM EDT  

your thought is very nice. hi my name is dorsey adi. i am big fan of doctor who episodes ,

Blago Bloggo August 28, 2009 at 9:50:00 AM EDT  

Dear dorsey,

Thank you for your note. I love Dr. Who. However, I am only nice to people who are not progressives. And that is because people who are progressive are really Daleks. You just cannot tell, because of their illusion projection mechanisms.

Brother Sarkazo August 28, 2009 at 5:11:00 PM EDT  

Dear Dorsey, I am less nice than Blago. I greatly disapprove of shitbags who create generic posts to pimp their own shit. Had I Blago's authority, I would leave your lame-ass post but delete your link.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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