Why Don't We Get Slobbering Love Letters Like This at PDBWatch?

Some douchebag named Klatu, apparently styling himself after that wonderful example of Beatles copycatting from the 70s, featuring rumors that they were secretly the reunited Beatles, that was going to be the next best thing since the Beatles, wrote a nastygram to some people I know. They don't particularly like me. I'm too retarded in my politeness for their tastes. But they did let me see this slobbering love letter from Klaatu.

He also calls himself happy boy. Pretty fricking droll, hunh?

From: Dan Klatu <vzok7@hotNOSPAMmail BOT com>
Date: Tue, Mar 30, 2010 at 6:07 PM
Subject: Thank You!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you from empowering the morons in this country. I enjoy how anger has become your currency. If toothless tea party members ran this country, it would be a faster road to not listening to the idiots who are your main voice. Don't you ever wonder why almost no one you know has a global view- of course you don't. Maybe they'll sneak off in the dead of night and get their teeth fixed under (oh no!!!) Obama care. Most people who have any balanced view just pity you. You are the pawns (look it up) of the rich and powerful. They rely on your ineptness to help fuel the rage which keeps them semi-powerful. You have the same idiot's mentality that al qaeda has. You can't see anything but what you've been fed. Wake up and travel. I'm willing to bet most of your sheep have never been out of their state let alone out of the country. We've got you figured out and you'll never go anywhere. What morons you all are.

Happy Boy

Here is my loving, considered response:

Dear Danny "Mister Happy Boy" Klaatu,

Sometimes I call a certain something "happy boy," but not in public, douchebag. Maybe your problem is that you aspired to be one of the morons in this country. It would be a huuuuuuge fricking step up from where you are now, butt nugget. Why don't you go ask George Soros, multi-billionaire hedge fund pirate and funder of all sorts of left-wing socialist-fascist-communist mouthpiece front-organizations like Schmedia Schmatters and Schmoooove-On (Yeah Right) Dot fricking Schmorg, how your lovely progressive buddies like Barry and Barney have helped him steal billions of dollars out of the wallets of Americans for the past four years, since the Democriminals took control in 2007? Yeah, your side's benefactor is picking everybody's pocket. He even robbed your wallet, you fooled and sheared Democrat sheep, and all your fellow Democrat riders on the short bus. Turns out there is a lot of money in doing that. Some friend of the American worker you are, drinking the chief money vampire's hateraid and chomping his chocohate chip cookies and acting like the Tea Party gang are the haters, while he robs you blind.

And that is what I think about you, Mister Happy Boy, or should I really be calling you Mister Softee?

Your mortal enemypal,
Bloggo Baggins

p.s. You are a serious douchebag. Get some professional help.

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A Call for Posters and Watchers

If you ever wanted to post your snark at PDB Watch, now is the time. Do you have an account here? Use it. Do you want an account? Tell me.

For those who haven't posted, and have the accounts... You should post on PDBWatch. And you should feel guilty, guilty, guilty, GUILTY. For it is guilt that elevates conservatives over progressive douchebags, who only feel shame when they have been caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, and sometimes not then. Nowadays it seems they only feel shame when they lose a political battle, so their only moral imperative is winning at any cost and the only thing that shames them is losing.

Sounds good to me. Let's see that they find their way to Shamed Loserville in Miserable Loservania.

In order to bring shame and guilt back into their lives, Democrats and other progressive douchebags need to be drenched in the stink and shame of political disaster as completely as if they had fallen into the Calumet Sewage Treatment works and been sucked underneath several times.

How can PDBWatch help in that struggle? Damned if I know, but you still oughtta

1. feel guilty.
2. post.

In that order.

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Screenwriter of Nine is that weird guy in the comic book store

You know the one. The one who tries to reduce everything in the world to a metaphor that is expressed by the characters in the Justice League of America, or the X-Men, or Twilight. Yeah, the one who spits when he talks, so you need goggles to cover your eyes, and wipers for your goggles, and a SARS mask for your mouth and nose, and a tazer held at the ready... Just in case he goes berserk.

Nine is definitely not a movie to see until it shows up on TNT. And maybe not even then.

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