Resident Obama: Leaving New England

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In other news, my left nut could make better foreign policy than my President

According to Nile Gardiner of the Telegraph, Big Brother Barack Obama's Top Ten Foreign Policy failures are:

1. Surrendering to Russia over Missile Defense
2. Appeasing the Mullahs of Iran
   Because they have never negotiated in bad faith or broken the Laws of Nations before... Oh, wait.
   
3. Ending the War on Terror
   And replacing it with "Overseas Contingency Operations Against Man-Caused Disasters."
   
4. Announcing a Surge while Declaring an Exit
   "All right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to send in extra troops for a year and a half. Then we will pull them out. So if you Al Qaeda headchoppers want to lay low in Somalia or Pakistan for the duration, go ahead. When we pull out then you can come back to Afghanistan and resume the slaughter of girls for learning to read."
   
5. Apologising to France for America’s “Arrogance”
   Sacre Fricking Bleu!
   
6. Giving DVDs to the British Prime Minister
   And what about that ipod with Obama's greatest speeches for the Queen and the plastic gewgaws from the White House gift shop for the British PM's children?
   
7. Siding with Marxists in Honduras
8. Bowing to Emperors and Kings
9. Embracing Genocidal Killers in Sudan
10. Throwing Churchill out of The White House

I'm good with these though I do think both the World Apology Tours were huge errors.

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Hey Obama! Thanks a Lot!

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Chicken Little Says 'Stop Scaring the Farmyard Animals!' to Robin Redbreast as she leads the other birds into Foxy Loxy's lair

Obama the Panderer of Panic

The Federal Government will go Bankrupt if Healthcare costs aren't reined in with a 2000 page $2.5T healthcare reform bill by next Tuesday.

“If we don't pass it, here's the guarantee….your premiums will go up, your employers are going to load up more costs on you,” he said. “Potentially they're going to drop your coverage, because they just can't afford an increase of 25 percent, 30 percent in terms of the costs of providing health care to employees each and every year. “

Obama the Bipartisan Smooth Talker

Democratic Party policies like the Stimulus haven't been as bad as Republicans make it out to be, and Democrats and Republicans can find a way to work together to bring back the small businesses that have been cutting payroll instead of trying to grow. Notice an implicit contradiction in that message?

President Barack Obama told House Republican leaders to "stop trying to frighten the American people" even as he and Democrats said they see a possibility for bipartisan cooperation on job creation legislation.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) told reporters that Obama made the admonition during a bipartisan meeting at the White House on Wednesday, producing a chart to show Republicans that "things are a lot better."

Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said there was broad agreement on their side of the aisle about how to create jobs by aiding small businesses and boosting infrastructure spending.

Read Chicken Little. Insert another character, Robin Redbreast, who warns the birds that their trip with Foxy Loxy will come to no good before they troop off after him, and is told off by Chicken Little for scaring the other girls. That's what Obama is doing, blaming the one with good advice for scaring the other birds when he is the one who has been stoking their panic since the beginning.

Yeah, it's a stretch. Truth is, he's just a lying progressive douchebag. But you know that already. We all do.

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Douchebag in Chief marks worst terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11 with a board game weekend at Camp David

So after Nidal Malik Hasan went all sudden jihad syndrome at Fort Hood and after shouting 'Allahu Akbar,' killed 13 while wounding 28, we got to see the difference between class and a douchebag. The Douchebag in Chief covered all his political bases with the Interior Department at a speech for 2 minutes before even mentioning the Fort Hood shootings. He warned people against jumping to any conclusions that the killer was an American Muslim who had decided to go to Jihad terror war with his own country. Then he went right back into the politicking.

Turns out that Obama did not go to visit Fort Hood, though he will appear there for the memorial service, which will be heavily covered by the Pravda press. But there was another who visited Fort Hood already, in the dark of night, directing that the press not make a big deal of it. He and his wife were there to comfort and commiserate with the military and civilian personnel at Fort Hood, and not to run an interminable political campaign.

In the meantime, the Douchebag in Chief relaxed at Camp David.

Barack Hussein Obama is a lucky guy that he doesn't have to worry about Jihad, huh? Why would that be now? Just asking...

Thanks to Clarice Feldman and Dan Riehl.

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