23 December 2009

In other news, my left nut could make better foreign policy than my President

According to Nile Gardiner of the Telegraph, Big Brother Barack Obama's Top Ten Foreign Policy failures are:
  1. Surrendering to Russia over Missile Defense
  2. Appeasing the Mullahs of Iran
    Because they have never negotiated in bad faith or broken the Laws of Nations before... Oh, wait.
  3. Ending the War on Terror
    And replacing it with "Overseas Contingency Operations Against Man-Caused Disasters."
  4. Announcing a Surge while Declaring an Exit
    "All right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to send in extra troops for a year and a half. Then we will pull them out. So if you Al Qaeda headchoppers want to lay low in Somalia or Pakistan for the duration, go ahead. When we pull out then you can come back to Afghanistan and resume the slaughter of girls for learning to read."
  5. Apologising to France for America’s “Arrogance”
    Sacre Fricking Bleu!
  6. Giving DVDs to the British Prime Minister
    And what about that ipod with Obama's greatest speeches for the Queen and the plastic gewgaws from the White House gift shop for the British PM's children?
  7. Siding with Marxists in Honduras
  8. Bowing to Emperors and Kings
  9. Embracing Genocidal Killers in Sudan
  10. Throwing Churchill out of The White House

I'm good with these though I do think both the World Apology Tours were huge errors.


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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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