16 December 2009

Chicken Little Says 'Stop Scaring the Farmyard Animals!' to Robin Redbreast as she leads the other birds into Foxy Loxy's lair


Obama the Panderer of Panic

The Federal Government will go Bankrupt if Healthcare costs aren't reined in with a 2000 page $2.5T healthcare reform bill by next Tuesday.
“If we don't pass it, here's the guarantee….your premiums will go up, your employers are going to load up more costs on you,” he said. “Potentially they're going to drop your coverage, because they just can't afford an increase of 25 percent, 30 percent in terms of the costs of providing health care to employees each and every year. “




Obama the Bipartisan Smooth Talker

Democratic Party policies like the Stimulus haven't been as bad as Republicans make it out to be, and Democrats and Republicans can find a way to work together to bring back the small businesses that have been cutting payroll instead of trying to grow. Notice an implicit contradiction in that message?
President Barack Obama told House Republican leaders to "stop trying to frighten the American people" even as he and Democrats said they see a possibility for bipartisan cooperation on job creation legislation.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) told reporters that Obama made the admonition during a bipartisan meeting at the White House on Wednesday, producing a chart to show Republicans that "things are a lot better."

Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said there was broad agreement on their side of the aisle about how to create jobs by aiding small businesses and boosting infrastructure spending.

Read Chicken Little. Insert another character, Robin Redbreast, who warns the birds that their trip with Foxy Loxy will come to no good before they troop off after him, and is told off by Chicken Little for scaring the other girls. That's what Obama is doing, blaming the one with good advice for scaring the other birds when he is the one who has been stoking their panic since the beginning.

Yeah, it's a stretch. Truth is, he's just a lying progressive douchebag. But you know that already. We all do.


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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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