You and your family, friends, and neighbors will be deluged with TV programming that urges the viewers to go to iparticipate.org or iparticipate.net and sign up to take time off from work and family to volunteer at Planned Parenthood or other far left causes. They are going to try to convince your kids that you are a bad person who should be turned in to the thought police if you aren't an environmentalist, union organizing, progressive douchebag like them. This is going to be an advertising blitz just like the frikking Obama campaign. How 1984 from Big Brother Barack Obama!
So... do you think White House Communications Commissar Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn has anything to do with this?
Why so serious America? We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We control your television and will force you to volunteer in our causes, where you will be indoctrinated and assimilated, or be treated for irreconcilable attitude problems.
Update 1: Stix suggested maybe we can volunteer to do something like this? It could work!
Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.
Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?
We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.