Showing posts with label insanity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insanity. Show all posts

11 September 2009

Abortionists add 1 more to 50 million victims since 1973

This one was 63 years old and a locally well known pro-life protester.

James Pouillon, 63, was shot multiple times at around 7:30 a.m. as he protested across from Owosso High School, according to witnesses, police said.

UPDATE—The face of leftwing hate: Harlan James Drake, the killer of Pouillon and another man, gave his reason for why he murdered Pouillon.
As to the reason for the killing of pro-life activist Jim Pouillon, Harlan Drake has told police that he was “offended” by Pouillon’s anti-abortion messages. Neighbors of Jim Pouillon say that he was a quiet man in recent years but his checkered past was a result of his boisterous protests. They have commented that some might not have agreed with his message or his graphic displays of aborted fetus’ on his protest signs but he was quiet man in his older age.
h/t: JammieWearingFool

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28 August 2009

Why would we want doctors who are just like teachers?

Samuel M. Pittman, an alumnus of the College of Eastern Utah, sure can set up a strawman.

In a socialist government, health care providers and administrators would live in housing provided by the government; receive vouchers for food, clothing, fuel and perhaps a small cash stipend.

The health care planned is more like the American education system. Our teachers and administrators are paid a salary that is drawn from taxpayers, but they are responsible to buy or rent their own homes and pay for food, clothing and fuel from their own pockets. These individuals are purchasing produced goods, contributing to the gross national product and thus are participants in the capitalist system.

Furthermore America has public and private education systems that co-exist and function quite well independent of one another. Consumers are free to choose where they send their children.
You know what we will get if we make doctors just like teachers? We will get DOCTORS WHO ARE JUST LIKE TEACHERS! We will have to pay for their lazy, uneducated, bureaucratic, petty, bossy, vindictive selves even if we also pay for good doctors somewhere else who know what they are doing. Hmmm, let's pretend we are like Mr. Pittman and want it, just for fun.

I am a rectal-cranial-invert like Mr. Pittman. Here is what I want:
  • A doctor who goes on vacation for 3 months every single year, plus a week in the spring, the fall, and two at Christmas.
  • A doctor whose office hours are 7AM to 1:30PM.
  • A doctor who gives me homework.
  • A doctor who makes me get a hall pass to use the toilet.
  • A doctor who will not let me leave the the office until the end of the day.
  • A doctor who denies me treatment if I talk out of turn.
  • A doctor who doesn't know the experimental method.
  • A doctor who makes me "press 1 for English" before I can talk to someone.
  • A doctor who expects me to sit all day and wait for ten minutes of treatment.
  • A doctor who makes me sit next to disruptive, violent or virulently sick patients in the examination room.
  • A doctor who sends me home if I'm too sick.
  • A doctor who wants to be my friend instead of my doctor.
  • A doctor who dots his or her i's with a happy face.
  • A doctor who gives me stickers when I do the "right" thing.
  • A doctor who rants about Marxist crap before treatment.
  • A doctor who won't give my kid an aspirin or allow her to take one herself, but will give her an abortion without letting me know.
  • A doctor who has sex with school kids with the frequency of teachers.
Yeah, you know, I changed my mind. I don't want that.

Parents can choose what school to send their kids to if they have enough money to send them to a private school. But they don't have a choice on which form of education to pay for. No matter whether they want to or not, they have to pay for the lousy union-run public schools. Unionized, government indoctrinated teachers may have good intentions, but they are not well trained. Their training is not anything like a doctor's training. Teacher colleges turn out functionally-retarded graduates who are thoroughly indoctrinated with all sorts of anti-family propaganda on how the goal of schools is to erase everything of their parents from the students under their care. Teachers are terrible at writing, math, and history, with a simple-minded faith in faddish beliefs about science but absolutely no understanding of the empirical method. These are the best and brightest that the teacher schools turn out.

I do not want them taking out my appendix, giving me a prescription for a painkiller, or giving me a prostate exam. Do you want your kid's kindergarten teacher to perform brain surgery on you? How about to give you a vasectomy or tubal ligation? Set your bone? Figure out that nagging pain that keeps getting worse and that doctor after doctor can't find? Deliver your baby?

Yeah?... No.... I didn't think so.

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27 August 2009

I am the greatest blogger of all time in the Universe!

Progressive Douchebag Watch, which you are reading right now, is the most popular, intelligently written blog on the web, if you exclude all the other blogs that get more hits and are stupider because they are written by government and Soros stooges.

Just listen to super-duper-smartie-pooper Keith Olbermann explain it all below the fold, about a minute into the clip.


It's amazing how easy it is to the be the best in your field, even when all the evidence says exactly the opposite, every morning when the Nielsen overnights come in, when you are a self-important, delusional douchebag like Olbermann.

As Noel Sheppard writes:

For the record, on Monday, these were the top cable news programs:
The O'Reilly Factor - 3,440,000 viewers
Hannity - 2,937,000 viewers
Glenn Beck - 2,810,000 viewers
On The Record w/ Greta Van Susteren - 2,450,000 viewers
Special Report with Bret Baier - 2,066,000 viewers
Fox Report w/Shep Smith - 1,860,000 viewers
Countdown w/ K. Olbermann - 1,114,000 viewers
Larry King Live - 1,063,000 viewers


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25 August 2009

Progressive Republican Douchebag thinks Obama respects the Constitution


John McCain is a fool, and a shameless progressive Republican douchebag. He ought to retire, which I am sure he will do just about as quick as Teddy Kennedy will.

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19 August 2009

Underpants Gnomes Alternative Healthcare Plan

The Underpants Gnomes were famous from South Park, as much as things from South Park are famous. Here is their plan for healthcare.
  1. Give free medical care and health insurance to everyone.
  2. ?
  3. Save money, improve health care quality.
That's about it! That's progressive planning for you, say something insane and claim "savings" at the end.

Look at the disgusting little effing gnomes in simpler days.

Kossan.se

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07 August 2009

Que sera, sera, whatever will be, will be, the future's not ours to see, but you're not marrying a carnival ride you twisted freak

When Amy Wolfe was young and asked who she would marry her parents might have quoted Doris Day to her but I am certain neither they nor she expected que sera, to actually sera.
Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

http://www.knoebels.com/images/rides/1001nacht1.jpgMiss Wolfe is planning to marry an amusement park ride, and it isn't even a roller coaster like the Phoenix at Knoebels (one of the top 10 roller coasters in the US). She is in love with a wussy ride. She likes to ride it and kiss it on every surface she can reach when she's riding. She keeps spare nuts and bolts from it and keeps a photo of it on her ceiling. The presumably lucky ride, named "1001 Nachts by Weber" makes his residence in Knoebels Amusement Park in Pennsylvania. The blushing ride-bride-to-be, who plans to take the ride's last name of Weber, says she loves him as much as all women love their husbands. Perhaps. But not likely.

One thing we do know is that they do not need to read this flowchart to tell if they are going to have sex.

Shit. I can't go on. This is stupid.

She is nuts! And anybody who encourages her insanity by pretending it's acceptable is doing harm to her.

This is EXACTLY what is wrong with America. People know fucking well that it is WRONG to have feelings for an amusement park ride, let alone marry it, and they aren't doing or saying a single goddamn thing. They play along like the 33-year-old Miss Wolfe is just eccentric. She isn't eccentric or troubled, she is bat-freaking-shit insane! The reason we don't send illegal migrants back across the border is this refusal to say some things are just wrong. There are wrong things. We all know that. Murder and theft and slander are wrong. But the first instinct of many Americans is to defend crooks against accusations, no matter what. That's why we don't execute serial killers in America until they have burned through millions of dollars of taxpayer's money in court costs. That's why we are giving fucking terrorists captured on the battlefield on the other side of the world Miranda Rights as if they were stopped for a busted tail light on Main St. They are not Americans. They don't get Miranda Rights. We Americans do all sorts of other crazy things too, all because we don't want to take a fucking stand and say THIS IS WRONG.

We give newts, beetles, and minnows rights to property before the human owners of that property. We let hippies sue manufacturing companies to death for environmental excuses and drive them out of the country, then we wonder why the fuck we have so many factory workers who can't find jobs. Americans know how to run an economy that makes everybody wealthier than anyone except kings and queens in other countries, yet we vote in politicians who promise they will dismantle our wealth producing economy and replace it with mandatory paid volunteer jobs, whatever the fuck that means. We have seen communist economics fail again and again and we don't stand up to communists and tell them THEY ARE WRONG before chasing them out of positions where we grant them authority over us and our families. We don't hold our own elected officials responsible and vote them out of office when they betray us. Why not? Are we pussies or what? We pretend it's right for a woman to marry a woman, or a man to marry a man, and it is not. Marriage is for the production of children, who will be the future. That is its purpose. And a man marrying a man is never going to hear the patter of little feet who are of him and his "partner." Two men can't get together and create life. Not yet, at least. And don't even get me started on cloning.

So are we going to stand up like men and say it's wrong? Or are we going to sing ourselves to sleep with Que Sera? As if we were little girls suckling our mama's teat...
When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty, will I be rich
Here's what she said to me.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

When I was young, I fell in love
I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead
Will we have rainbows, day after day
Here's what my sweetheart said.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own
They ask their mother, what will I be
Will I be handsome, will I be rich
I tell them tenderly.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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