Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fail. Show all posts

29 September 2009

Iran Intelligence Fail: Freaking Traitor in the CIA ought to be drawn and quartered

Who is the freaking traitor in the CIA who:
  • Wrote the lie the Iran had stopped developing nuclear missile technology into the 2007 NIE; and
  • Told President Obama that Iran wouldn't have a nuclear missile until 2020?
The national intelligence agencies are retarded. They have no clue. Is there only one high up traitor, or are there lots of them? And how high up do they go? The rot has got to go pretty high to turn out multiple, ridiculously bad NIEs that make two successive POTUSes look like dumb-shits. Even progressive douchebags might get pissed this time. It made their Messiah, Lord Barack Milhous Obama the Most Merciful into a laughingstock. Well, actually, it just made the degree of his clownishness obvious to them.

Some just think the CIA is completely incompetent. I agree it's incompetent as an organization. But I also think it's chock full of America's enemies.

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27 September 2009

Youth Unemployment Catastrophe

52.2% OF YOUTH BETWEEN 16 AND 24 ARE UNEMPLOYED!

How do you like this Change, all you douchebag SNL and MTV watching youths who voted for Obama? Well, maybe now you can beg for change on the street corner, thanks to Obama.

Me:
WTF?
Obama voter:
Change, please?
Me:
Would you like to have a job where you didn't have to beg for money, didn't have to degrade yourself for money, didn't have people looking at you with pity all day long because you are such a hopeless, jobless loser?
Obama voter:
Of course!
Me:
Elections have consequences, asshole! I can't afford to hire you under the Obama policies, and neither can anyone else.


I guarantee there are two reasons why the jobs market for youth suck. First, the Congress has nearly doubled the minimum wage over the last four years. Second, employers are too afraid of tax increases to expand or hire. The result is that there are no entry level jobs in the USA.

I have more breaking news that I don't think any Obama voters ever heard before.
If a promise seems too good to be true, it probably is bullshit!

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22 September 2009

Socialism and Global Warming?...Prince Charles says Groovy, Baby!



Britain's Prince Charles has converted his 38-year-old Aston Martin to run on bio-fuel made from surplus wine, his office revealed Tuesday.

Now....if you believe that, I've got some ocean-front property on the Thames for sale. Charles, who elected you King? Opps, that's right, his Mum won't give up the throne.

The press release states that the car, a 21st birthday present from Queen Elizabeth, has been converted to run on 100 percent bio-ethanol as a way to reduce his carbon emissions. The bio-diesel fuel is made from wine, cooking oil and the crumbs of scones that have been ripped from the mouths of starving London babies.

He's been imploring folks to give up their cars in favor of walking and/or public transport to try to reduce their carbon emissions.

Can someone please tell Prince fruit cake to go screw himself. As far as I'm concerned royalty should be taken out and hung in the public square like so much laundry.

There's been talk on the streets, "Don't tread on me you socialist pig!".......oh..and the brits aren't happy about the Prince's announcement either...

Who is he trying to kid? The gaseous emissions from his stable of polo ponies probably has the carbon-footprint of a mid-size village.

Hypocrite. Self-indulged, elitist snobby hypocrite. It's really annoying how these inbred goofy-looking wussies think they know what's best for everyone. And remember, elitists are the same whether they're in DC, Hollywood or Royalty.

Does the fucking bus even stop by the House of Windsor?

The bio-fuels are processed, converted and provided by Green Fuels Limited at a substantial cost. The British company also provides bio-diesel to power the royal train when Charles needs a brief respite from the narrow, congested streets of a city lined with tiny shops and slowly being taken over by Muslim immigrants hell bent on imposing their culture and religion on it.

But what about his other gasoline-guzzling cars...several Jaguars, an Audi and a Range Rover along with his private jet(s), off-road vehicles, Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz limos and other assorted toys that would put the carbon output of your basic oil-based paint/pesticide factory to shame.

Let's see here...This guy abandoned Diana for Camilla...and he wants to tell the brits what's best for them?...ROTF



Prince Charles with Camilla, Duchess of Cornhole, on a three-day visit to a whiskey distillery in Northern Ireland last month.

Is it surprising that so many "environmentalists" are unwilling to lead by example? Al Gore's homes use 10x the energy of the average home and he has at least FOUR. It's clear that these people don't believe in the climate-change puke they're spewing, they just want to control OUR lives.

Charles pretends to have a strong interest in environmental issues and in boosting the economy of rural England and he is active with some environmental charities. But as is typical of the elite ruling class, that's just a facade. Let's take the Prince's food company for example...Duchy Originals (I'm not kidding)...they only use ingredients produced at his private organic farm in Cornwall and Never from those grubby little peasant farms scattered around southwestern England.

Can someone please separate this puff from his inheritance so that he can begin to relate to the day to day struggles of regular folks?

And here's the best part..

The wine used for the bio-ethanol comes from current vintage that remains after English wine producers reach the European Union imposed limit...yes, the EU puts a limit on annual wine production. How's that business model workin' for ya?

If only they had a device that would generate power from ignorance and stupidity.

The freedom of 'We the People' is important to our liberties. To come and go as we please throughout our great country is a basic right.

For all our failings here in the US, I'm sure glad that we don't have foolish, out of touch Nobility and Royalty telling us how we should live....

oh wait....




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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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