Build-a-bear Workshop Climate Change Hysteria

Want to scare kids with propaganda about the fricking North Pole melting? Build-a-Douchebag Workshop does!

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'Christian' goes on the Hajj: Will wonders never cease?

Seems that Obama's 'Christian' granny in Kenya is going on the Hajj at this very moment, in late November 2009. Yeah, the Hajj is the religious trip where Muslims from all around the world go to Mecca and Medina and trample each other to death while throwing stones at other stones. If you finish the Hajj pilgrimage you get to call yourself "Hajji."

Only problem is, that it is mega-uber-illegal-like-instant-death-penalty for Christian "infidels" to go on Hajj or even to visit Mecca. And you know how chop-happy the Saudi headsman is, right?

So here's the question. Is Obama's granny really a Muslim, and how exactly did AP come to claim she was Christian? Somebody is lying. Either the AP or the Obama campaign flat out lied about his Kenyan granny, who is most assuredly a Muslim, or she would never be allowed to go on the Hajj.

Someone is a lying piece of shit progressive douchebag. Who?

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White House Releases Official Approval Badge for Properly Servile Media Outlets

Oct 24, 2009, Washington DC (PDBWatch Agency)
Following this week's declaration that Fox News is not news, the White House and Organizing for America have released a new officially logoed badge that can be displayed by approved news outlets such as NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Workers World, but definitely not by Fox News. White House tovarisch Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn adds that "news consumers who encounter unapproved news media personnel should get in their face, if they punch you then hit back twice as hard, and if they bring a knife you bring a gun. Hell, comrades, just kill them all. Let's start the Terror! We have plenty of people in the US and are planning to kill about 20% of them anyway, just the useless kulaks and bourgeois and those who live in the southern states and defend the ku klux klan." Dunn added, "for any other agencies that would like to earn this certificate, please wear your Presidential logo kneepads when you come to the White House Ministry of Truth to apply."

The startling announcement was coupled with the following image, which should not be taken for approval of Progressive Douchebag Watch.

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The badge is also available as a commemorative aluminum-plated zinc coin from the Franklin Mint for the price of $200,000 of campaign contributions to President Obama's reelection campaign.

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Hey ABC/NBC/CBS/PBS You Have Been Played by the Obama Campaign

Listen to your puppet master tell you all about it!

h/t: Fox Nation

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Paging Kevin Jennings

Dude, I guess you got your wish.

A coalition of liberal sex education advocates says the Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress will end support for abstinence-only programs that emphasize marriage and heterosexual relationships. [...]

Martha Kempner, vice president for information and communications with SIECUS, said the sex education programs used over the past eight years in America’s middle and high schools had a pro-marriage agenda.

Damn good idea to get rid of that insidious pro-marriage agenda! Stellar, Kevin. Just stellar! Looks like you already have Planned Parenthood teaching Sex Ed to 15-year-olds in Cleveland. Good idea there too! How young, exactly, do you want to start teaching kids how to put a condom on a banana or a gigantic throbbing cucumber? Are you too also shy to tell us? I wonder if you had anything to do with conducting this survey back in 2002-2003?

From March 2002 to March 2003, the federal government paid more than a thousand 15- to 17-year-olds $40 each to answer questions about their sex lives, including intimate questions about specific sexual acts, whether they had ever engaged in homosexual acts, whether they had used contraception, and what sorts of discussions they had had with their parents about sex.

Unbe-fucking-lievable!

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0 controls the horizontal; 0 controls the vertical

The Obama regime is taking over your television from October 19-25 on more than 60 network TV shows. Read these.

• Obama Controls Your Television Set, by John Nolte
• Part II: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Stage Right
• Part III: Obama Controls Your Television Set, by Patrick Courrielche

You and your family, friends, and neighbors will be deluged with TV programming that urges the viewers to go to iparticipate.org or iparticipate.net and sign up to take time off from work and family to volunteer at Planned Parenthood or other far left causes. They are going to try to convince your kids that you are a bad person who should be turned in to the thought police if you aren't an environmentalist, union organizing, progressive douchebag like them. This is going to be an advertising blitz just like the frikking Obama campaign. How 1984 from Big Brother Barack Obama!

So... do you think White House Communications Commissar Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn has anything to do with this?

Why so serious America? We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We control your television and will force you to volunteer in our causes, where you will be indoctrinated and assimilated, or be treated for irreconcilable attitude problems.

Update 1: Stix suggested maybe we can volunteer to do something like this? It could work!



Update 2: Instapundit is on it. So is memeorandum. Also Atlas Shrugs, Gawker and Weasel Zippers

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Douchebag Ho!

Ahoy me mateys, the IP responsible for adding the false and defamatory Limbaugh quotes to those Wikiquote articles appears to have been traced to a source at a big, uber-politically correct NY law firm.

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I will always remember what I was doing when I heard that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize: Taking a Crap

Ah, morning. With the window shut against hated pollen, I was sitting, more like slouching, eyes encrusted with sleep, mouth feeling as fuzzy as if I had unknowingly eaten the cat overnight, on the porcelain throne. I surveyed the damnable scale and the off-white painted wall beyond it. I was listening to the clock-radio and slowly waking up when I heard it. I'm sure that many of you, my deranged readers had the same experience on this most historic of all mornings, the morning that the One, The Messiah, Lord Barack Hussein Milhous Yasser bin Obama the Most Merciful, Prince of Hyde Park and Emperor of Ice Cream had finally won the award for which he had labored so much and waited so long, the Nobel/Arafat/Carter/Gore/memeorandum Peace Prize.

Oh blissful bliss of rectitude, out from my relaxed and serene rectum popped a blessed turd. And it was good. Really good.

So what were you doing when you heard the news? Taking a crap like me? Pissing? Gargling the Listerine around your epiglottis? Whatever you were doing, I hope you also have a blessed turd to show for it like I do, and like Obama who so totally deserved to get a Nobel Peace Prize because of having two fronts open in a hot war against global terrorist assholes, and keeping the captured terrorist assholes in a sunny and pleasant paradise far away from horrid plaintiff's lawyers from the communist ACLU.

Update: Linked by Director Blue

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Anita Dunn brings the White House down to the gutter

You know they say not to get into a mud wrestling match with a pig, because the pig likes it and you get covered with mud and other things that may look like mud. Anita Dunn wants to wrestle with the blogs and she is about to get muddy. Her first venture into the arena is Reality Check: The Truth About "Czars.

Hi Anita, welcome to Thunderdome!

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