Paging Kevin Jennings

Dude, I guess you got your wish.

A coalition of liberal sex education advocates says the Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress will end support for abstinence-only programs that emphasize marriage and heterosexual relationships. [...]

Martha Kempner, vice president for information and communications with SIECUS, said the sex education programs used over the past eight years in America’s middle and high schools had a pro-marriage agenda.

Damn good idea to get rid of that insidious pro-marriage agenda! Stellar, Kevin. Just stellar! Looks like you already have Planned Parenthood teaching Sex Ed to 15-year-olds in Cleveland. Good idea there too! How young, exactly, do you want to start teaching kids how to put a condom on a banana or a gigantic throbbing cucumber? Are you too also shy to tell us? I wonder if you had anything to do with conducting this survey back in 2002-2003?

From March 2002 to March 2003, the federal government paid more than a thousand 15- to 17-year-olds $40 each to answer questions about their sex lives, including intimate questions about specific sexual acts, whether they had ever engaged in homosexual acts, whether they had used contraception, and what sorts of discussions they had had with their parents about sex.

Unbe-fucking-lievable!