Who knew? Worldwide Pants actually refers to David Letterman's heavy breathing

Thanks to Jim Treacher for the title. Other JTLOL classics were:

• There's a 20-year age difference between Alex Rodriguez & Willow Palin. I wonder how much younger than Letterman those staffers are?
• Just last week, Letterman told Obama, "I love to watch you work." Turns out that's his standard line around the office.
• Right now, Woody Allen is signing a petition to get David Letterman some fresh meat.

Let me get this straight.

• David Letterman is a long-time, serial seducer of women in his workplace who work for him.
• Some of them have long-time boyfriends, are married, or were married.
• Judging from the way that female guests who appear on his show have always reacted to him like he is a creep, this has been well known for a long time.
• One of these husbands decided to blackmail Letterman with the information.
• Letterman told his audience that he was a sexual predator who forced women who worked for him into sexual relationships.
• He got laughs because he called his actions "hinky"

Am I missing anything?

Someone has to say it. The blackmailing boyfriend who left that package on the back seat of Letterman's car should have just convinced his girl to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Letterman for $20 million or so. Or he could have filed an alienation of affection suit. Way more money than $2 million. Plus you can get the money and also embarrass him publicly. And saying "I've been sued for sexual harassment because I used my power over them to sleep with a lot of women who worked for me" on stage doesn't usually get a laugh. Even when you say "hinky."

David Letterman: What a Douchebag!

This makes all the creepy shit he said about the Palin daughters even creepier. Can't he be convicted of some kind of sex crime and forced to live under a bridge like a troll or something?