Princess Nancy's Moment of Douchebaggery

Just days after giving Charlie Rangel more credit than a Bill Gates charge card, Princess Nancy is being lauded by the San Francisco Chronicle for attempting to push the most ambitious Douchebag agenda since the 1960s.

"I said to the members [of the Douchebag party] the other day, 'You were born for this moment. You are here for a reason,' " Pelosi, 69, said in an interview in her office, with its bank of televisions and stunning view of the Capitol Mall. "This is the path we have all been on ... and so we're here now. We have these decisions to make."

Much of what President Obama does or doesn't do - from health care to Afghanistan - will hinge on her calculation of what is achievable. She is the last bulwark defending the "public option" of a government-run health insurance plan and if Obama decides to jettison it, she will have to hold her party's left wing.

If this frail, escaped mental patient is the "last bulwark" of socialism, then Praise the Lord!

And I don't mean Obama.

How this woman has managed to maintain her seat is beyond understanding. She is incoherent, illogical and lacks anything resembling charisma. Yet she is considered to be the most powerful Douchebag Speaker of the House in History (sorry, Herstory).

Okay, sure, she keeps the weak-kneed myrmidons with a "(D)" after their name in line. I'm guessing because they don't want to see her cry when she doesn't get her way. She is, after all, a rather pathetic figure, pushed up to such an important position despite her inability to articulate even the simplest of thoughts in a coherent manner. Add to this her complete disregard of even basic economics and Constitutional scholarship, and she is the perfect painting of a Leftist douche.

Maybe that's why she and President Panderer get along so well: They are so similar in their situation that they band together like sheep.