13 October 2009

FIFY Contest: Mile High Club

What in hell is FIFY?

FIFY=FIXED IT FOR YOU

You know when a lefty projects his her or its racism on you in writing, and you feel like you just have to turn it back around on them? Or someone forwards you a cartoon with a retarded leftist caption that would be much funnier if you changed that caption? Or if there was a nonsensical photograph that needed some thought balloons? OK, the only rule is that you should make whatever changes you make and end up with an image file that can be uploaded to twitpic or viewed on this or other blogs.

The prize is the classic no-prize. You can share your no-prize with your friends. Brag about your no-prize. Display it on your mantel. Use it to scratch your back. Or use it to scrape your boots off. The no-prize is so perfect because it is so flexible.

Our first contest is titled Mile High Club because it's the first idea that popped into my perverted brain.



You have one week. Aunt Flo and I and the other PDBWatch volunteers will select a winner by 10/19/09.

Update 1: Already got two real beauts from Aunt Flo. She's a star!

Update 2: Stix, Aunt Flo, and a batch from Blago Bloggo.

Update 3: Caption contest using the pic at The Other McCain. Niiiiiiiiiice! Let's see who brings teh funneh.

Update 4: more for shore, on the floor, je t'adore, pussy galore.





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11 comments:

Blago Bloggo October 13, 2009 at 8:20:00 AM EDT  

Sir, was it really necessary for my pantsuit to match your tie?

Blago Bloggo,  October 13, 2009 at 6:48:00 PM EDT  

Contestants, please post your links to your drawings so I can edit them into the posting.

Aunt Flo October 13, 2009 at 10:11:00 PM EDT  

here's one fresh from the oven...

http://home.pacbell.net/special/iwon.jpg

FITY,  October 14, 2009 at 2:30:00 PM EDT  

YOU SPELLD IT WRONG MAN. IT AINT FIFY IT FITY. AIGHT I BE TAKIN IT TO DE CLUB NOW AND GET DOWN WIT DE SHORTIES AND DE FORTIES.

Mr. Smarterthanyou October 14, 2009 at 3:26:00 PM EDT  

Look, I don't give a shit if you won the Nobel Peace Prize, that doesn't mean it's funny to crap your pants everytime the "fasten seatbelt" light goes on.

Bam Blarkington,  October 14, 2009 at 10:51:00 PM EDT  

Hill: Are you going to rub your eyebrow with your middle finger again? Because you may say it's unintentional but it is sooooo not.

Bam Blarkington,  October 14, 2009 at 10:53:00 PM EDT  

Hillary: Does this pantsuit make my ass look fat? Oh shit. Don't tell me.

quetzalcoatlicue,  October 14, 2009 at 11:00:00 PM EDT  

Hill: Penny for your thoughts?
The Won: Mmmmmmm mmmm mmmm, raspberry jelly filled doughnut, mmm mmm mmm

Spork Hugh October 15, 2009 at 11:01:00 AM EDT  

I don't care how bad you have to go, Barry, the seat-belt sign is still on!

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