30 October 2009

FIFY Contest: Carrot Cake

What in hell is FIFY?


When a picture just needs an extra touch of magic to be perfect, and you are the right person to put that extra touch of magic on it, that's when you say FIFY, "fixed it for you."

David Kessler is another one of the huge douchebags in the Obama czardministration. His schtick is to redefine things by using misleading terms. For instance he re-dubbed cigarettes "nicotine delivery devices" and then regulated them based on the distorted definition, as if they actually were medical devices rather than a leaf rolled up in paper with a filter to reduce nicotine and tar. These days he has his sights set on food. He wants to tax the cheeseburger out of the average American's ability to pay for it. Carrot cake too. And he talks about these foods as if all they are is a laboratory concocted mixture of fat, sugar, and salt. Once again he will pretend that a natural food product, prepared at home by people, is a medical device and regulate it accordingly.

In other words, he is one of the biggest progressive douchebags of all time. Tarring and feathering was made for douchebags like him. Fix this picture of Kessler with carrot cake.

Here are the initial FIFY entries for the carrot cake contest.

Blago Bloggo

Blago Bloggo

Streetwise and Blago Bloggo

Blago Bloggo

Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo

Blago Bloggo

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rosie o,  October 30, 2009 at 11:51:00 PM EDT  

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, carrot cake!

Aunt Flo October 31, 2009 at 12:52:00 AM EDT  

Those are some damn fine tables there..like little display cases....

Blago Bloggo October 31, 2009 at 4:24:00 PM EDT  

Excellent one here (Get along, little Dede)

Blago Bloggo October 31, 2009 at 5:26:00 PM EDT  

Another one here!

Charlton Heston isn't giving up his carrot cake without a fight either.

Blago Bloggo November 1, 2009 at 12:59:00 AM EDT  

It's funny to me that the way to fix this picture best springs from the truth about the picture, which is that the carrot cake is in focus and Kessler himself is out of focus. So the best way to fix it is to only use the carrot cake and the hand holding it, and to work from there.

Blago Bloggo November 20, 2009 at 7:38:00 PM EST  

I don't know about anyone else here, but in honor of Jack Murtha I will count your votes anyway. It's the Chicago Way!

The winner is Rosie O'Donnell. The rest are all runners up.

Don't forget the first King Dedede Scozzafava FIFY

Aunt Flo November 21, 2009 at 1:18:00 AM EST  

every time someone says carrotcake over the holidays..no matter what I have in my mouth..I will be LOLing...

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Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

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We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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