24 October 2009

White House Releases Official Approval Badge for Properly Servile Media Outlets

Oct 24, 2009, Washington DC (PDBWatch Agency)
Following this week's declaration that Fox News is not news, the White House and Organizing for America have released a new officially logoed badge that can be displayed by approved news outlets such as NBC, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Workers World, but definitely not by Fox News. White House tovarisch Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn adds that "news consumers who encounter unapproved news media personnel should get in their face, if they punch you then hit back twice as hard, and if they bring a knife you bring a gun. Hell, comrades, just kill them all. Let's start the Terror! We have plenty of people in the US and are planning to kill about 20% of them anyway, just the useless kulaks and bourgeois and those who live in the southern states and defend the ku klux klan." Dunn added, "for any other agencies that would like to earn this certificate, please wear your Presidential logo kneepads when you come to the White House Ministry of Truth to apply."

The startling announcement was coupled with the following image, which should not be taken for approval of Progressive Douchebag Watch.




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The badge is also available as a commemorative aluminum-plated zinc coin from the Franklin Mint for the price of $200,000 of campaign contributions to President Obama's reelection campaign.





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1 comments:

Anita "Mao Tse" Dunn,  October 25, 2009 at 12:40:00 AM EDT  

That aluminum plated zinc is a collector's item right there. It'll double its value in the first week!

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