04 October 2009

not Afrobama: George Bush is to Blame

George Bush is to Blame
By: not Afrobama*

I was gonna pitch like Cy Young, but Bush is to blame
I was gonna have smoke free lungs, but Bush is to blame
My lungs are nicotine stained, I'm so ashamed (oh man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I gonna give kids jobs and hope, but Bush is to blame
I was gonna get them off dope, but Bush is to blame
Prosperity's around the corner, so I proclaim (woah man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I was gonna cross the aisle, but Bush is to blame
Bipartisanship's just not my style, but Bush is to blame
Republicans are terrorist racists, cuz they so lame (say it ain't so) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I was gonna shut down Gitmo, but Bush is to blame
I was gonna let al Qaeda go, but Bush is to blame (No he ain't)
It's harder than a Smash Brothers Brawl video game (say what?) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I apologized to the UN, 'cuz Bush is to blame (I'm serious man)
Blamed George Bush again and again, 'cuz Bush is to blame
Now I'm a laughingstock, it's really a shame (why man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I's gonna save or create jobs, Bush is to blame
Keep getting beat up by Lou Dobbs, but Bush is to blame
Now the economy sucks, my legacy's maimed (ow! man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

The stimulus didn't stimulate, but Bush is to blame (I'm serious)
Health Care isn't going too great, but Bush is to blame
Now I'm playing a basketball half-court game, (turn this shit off) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

Chicago's my favorite town, but Bush is to blame
My IOC pitch got shot down, but Bush is to blame
Now the teabaggers are laughing, it's so insane, (why man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

I'm gonna stop singing this song, but Bush is to blame
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, but Bush is to blame
If I don't get on Mount Rushmore, I miss my aim (oh man) but Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame
George Bush is to blame

* to the tune of this song.


Inspired by Dr. Sanity's version of Because I got High.


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1 comments:

Afroman,  October 4, 2009 at 11:36:00 PM EDT  

I need more chronic to deal with this shit, man.

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