01 October 2009

Michael Moore: Capitalism Did Nothing for Me


You read that title right. According to Michael Moore, maker of the new "documentary" Capitalism: A Love Story, Capitalism tried to stop him from ever achieving the wealth, fame and power he now has.
Documentary film director Michael Moore, who has become a millionaire thanks to the profits from his movies, told CNSNews.com that “capitalism did nothing” for him.
What a fucking moron.
CNSNews.com then asked Moore: “Critics would say he’s [Moore] been very successful under a capitalist system. How would you justify making a movie where you paint capitalism as evil?”

Moore said: “Well, capitalism did nothing for me, starting with my first film.”

“You know, I had to pretty much beg, borrow and steal,” he said. “The system is not set up to help somebody from the working class make a movie like this and get the truth out there.”
Uh, guess what, you fat, slobbish ogre: Most entrepreneurs out there didn't get a leg up from anybody. They built their business with their own two hands, scraping to get by until they started making money.
“In fact, in Fahrenheit 9/11 if you remember, capitalism, the Disney Corporation, tried to kill that film--tried to make it so that people couldn’t see it,” said Moore. “My book Stupid White Men--Harper Collins tried to kill that book so that people couldn’t see it. It's only because I put the light of day on it and told people what was going on did people get the chance to see these things.”
Hey Lardass, take the chili dog out of your mouth and turn on your fucking brain: They paid you for your shitty fucking film (which was proven chock full of lies, omissions, errors and out-of-context "proof"). Even if they had buried it, you still made out.



In the end, your "documentary" was released and made millions of dollars worldwide. And oh, yeah, probably recruited about 10,000 terrorists to kill American soldiers. Thanks a fucking pant-load, asshole.

It's poetic, really: Fat Ass makes movies and writes books that people who hate capitalism want to watch and read. He's providing a product that these people want.

He is the fucking essence of Capitalism.

It bought him a nice house. Stocks. And a shit-load of Twinkies.


Hey Michael, if you don't like that mountain of money that you sleep on every night, you can always send it all my way. I won't complain.



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3 comments:

Blago Bloggo October 1, 2009 at 7:39:00 PM EDT  

Fatmore doesn't realize that the whole point of capitalism is that everybody gets to work their asses off and keep what they earn. That's the whole point! The alternative is you work your ass off only to have what you earned taken away from you.

Anonymous,  October 1, 2009 at 8:37:00 PM EDT  

Wait...are you trying to tell me he made MONEY off those movies??
I thought it was like a charity "for the good of the left" thing

Karl Marx,  October 2, 2009 at 11:42:00 AM EDT  

You know all that scheiss I spewed about Capitalism about 200 years ago? Yeah, well I got to catch up on my reading, and I read Frederic Bastiat since then. And well, I was wrong.

Sorry!

You don't know how terrible I feel about this.

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