Youth Unemployment Catastrophe

52.2% OF YOUTH BETWEEN 16 AND 24 ARE UNEMPLOYED!

How do you like this Change, all you douchebag SNL and MTV watching youths who voted for Obama? Well, maybe now you can beg for change on the street corner, thanks to Obama.

Me:	WTF?
Obama voter:	Change, please?
Me:	Would you like to have a job where you didn't have to beg for money, didn't have to degrade yourself for money, didn't have people looking at you with pity all day long because you are such a hopeless, jobless loser?
Obama voter:	Of course!
Me:	Elections have consequences, asshole! I can't afford to hire you under the Obama policies, and neither can anyone else.

I guarantee there are two reasons why the jobs market for youth suck. First, the Congress has nearly doubled the minimum wage over the last four years. Second, employers are too afraid of tax increases to expand or hire. The result is that there are no entry level jobs in the USA.

I have more breaking news that I don't think any Obama voters ever heard before.

If a promise seems too good to be true, it probably is bullshit!

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Dem Health Care Change Bill Lie #1: You can keep your insurance (but: only for a year or two)

Let's listen to the experts on Obamacare, a.k.a. the Change Health Care So It SUCKS Act. Normally socialists lie in public, but they thought they were speaking only to their fellow socialist utopian douchenozzles, so now the proof is out there where even those socialist Democrats who still read with phonics can easily understand it.



What was that again? "I don't think we'll eliminate employer coverage immediately. There's going to be potentially some transition process. I can envision a decade out, or fifteen or twenty years out."

It sounds like the plan is to eliminate private health insurance over some period of time. Actually, it doesn't sound like it. It's OBVIOUS!

"He was right. The man was right!"

You know, all those lying progressive douchebags are capable of telling the truth every once in a blue moon. It feels good to speak the truth, doesn't it?

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Dems plan to subvert legislative process to pass Health Care Change Bill

Is there a dirtier word than Congress?

Progressive douchebags in Congress are planning to misuse the "reconciliation" process to force healthcare through this year. The socialist mainstream of the Democrat party are going to get whatever half-assed cover they can from so-called "blue dog" Democrats and "bipartisan" Republican turncoats and pass two watered down bills in the House and Senate, that will be reconciled in committee into an unrecognizable betrayal of the bills that are passed in the open votes. Here is the problem. The Senate rules that allow for reconciliation were written by Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) as a way of cutting spending, so any reconciliation is required to save money. The Democrats writing the reconciliation will use fraudulent accounting tricks to pretend their bill reduces spending, and combine it with massive and hidden tax increases in order to have some kind of plausible narrative as to how the bill saves money.

Or... they may break the bill up into several pieces that separately appear not quite as awful as expected, but together enable the totalitarian takeover of health care that Democrats want.

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Surprise! Hollywood-no-good-nicks whore themselves out to Fidel Castro's propaganda machine

Hollywood visited Havana last week. Bill Murray sang a silly song and passed a hat for tips. Benicio del Toro gave a speech about his hagiographic pro-Che Guevara movie, Motorcycle Diaries. James Caan and Robert Duvall palled around with Murray on their "research project." It was a propaganda coup for Stalinist dictator Fidel Castro and the memory of his Stalinist comrade Ernesto "Che" Guevara, an ego stroke for the most mush-mouthed actor of our generation (del Toro), and a hooker- and drugs-filled blackmail trap for all.

Leni Riefenstahl became famous for the exaltation of the national socialist dictator of Germany. These dorks are using their fame to exalt the international socialist dictator of Cuba. These are the progressive douchebags who would rather brown-nose a murderous dictator than speak the truth to power. They ought to be ashamed of letting themselves be used as propaganda tools for the Fidel dictatorship!

Who knows? Maybe those Hollywood-no-good-nick douchebags do have a sense of shame hidden in their black and self-centered hearts. That however, was not apparent from the disgusting spectacle in Havana in the last week of July, 2009.

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The Very First Progressive Douchebag was a Caveman

“I’m the king, you douchebags!” shouted the king. “I’m the son of the king of the gods, Nozzle the mighty.”

“Yes my lord,” the cavemen and women groveled.

“I’m King Teabagger the mighty! My legs are mighty as a bull’s. My arms are as strong as 18 inch pythons. My club is as heavy as an oak; whatever it hits it shatters.”

“Yes my lord,” the cavemen and women groveled.

“We are going to ban private property. So you will place all your property in my care, and I will give it back to you. Then we will share the means of production and everyone will work according to their ability and will take what they need. Now get up and take your things and go plant Bob’s corn.”

Bob grunted, “Ugh, what?”

The king replied, “Bob, your corn is the best we have. The collective needs what only you can provide. So we’re all going to use your corn.”

“But, I was going to plant all that corn,” said Bob. “What corn will I plant now?”

The king’s face grew black with wrath. He struck Bob with his club. Bob fell and was still.

“You will fertilize the corn, Bob!” He turned to the rest of the people. “Bury his limbs and body in the fields and bring me the head. I will set it above the door to my… headquarters. Hehe I like that. Let that be a lesson! Do not question your betters! You are all equal. None of you shall obtain unfair advantages over the rest. If you try, I, King Teabagger, the fruit of Nozzle’s loins, will take it away and make you equal again.”

Within a year, the king had allocated 3/4 of all the corn to ethanol production for his racecar. The other 1/4 of the corn had to be saved for next year’s seed corn, leaving no corn to eat. The people were ordered to eat corn straw, bark, grass, and whatever they could hunt for. The people learned to hate and distrust the king, and they learned to hide what they still had. Of course they were not allowed to hunt in the nearby woods, because that was the king’s private hunting ground. He would go hunting, would bring back a big animal, and invite all to a feast he hosted at his headquarters. Those who transgressed were treated similarly to Bob, and several skulls decorated King Teabagger’s doorway.

Within ten years, one in four people had starved. The rest asked the king to save them. In his kindness, he said he would save them. But first he required them to place themselves in slavery. They were already dependent on him for everything, so it was not a stretch. They were serfs. He was the king. And his picked fighting men were the nobility.

By imposing equality of results, the king created a populace of slaves ruled over by his picked nobility, who answered to him alone.

The promise of equality without the right to private property and private ownership of the means of production is a lie. It is always a lie. It will always be a lie. It will always devolve to enslavement by the ruler who decides who gets to use the means of production, and who enforces equality.

Progressivism, which is anti-capitalist, anti-private property, and believes in equality of results, will always lead to slavery, misery, and death.

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