Showing posts with label progressive. Show all posts
Showing posts with label progressive. Show all posts

30 March 2010

The French to the rescue?

President Obama wants France to help him turn the tide in Afghanistan.

No, don't look back. You read it right the first time. The ObaMessiah wants the help of the people who got whooped by the Germans at least three times in 70 years, then proceded to get their asses handed to them by the Vietnamese only to come running to us for help. These are the people responsible for half of the problems in the Middle East in the first place, and Teh Won wants their help?

Obama is likely to ask Sarkozy to add to France's current total of 3,750 troops, mostly trainers for the Afghan military. Of course, Bambi dithered for four months trying to figure out the politically acceptable number of troops to send to Afghanistan. Had he supplied General McCrystal with the full complement troops asked for in the first place, he might not need France's help now. Sending more American troops, after all, would be tantamount to admitting that he made a mistake not sending more back then.

And of course, the ObaMessiah is never wrong...

Bambi can't risk fracturing the already strained liberal coalition. Each constituency has their "cause du-jour". One faction wants the U.S. out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Another wants us out of Iraq but fighting the Taliban. Another couldn't care less about the war as long as Obamacare is enacted. Still more are desperate Crap & Tax, Gun Control™, punitive taxes on the rich and/or environmental regulations that send us back to the Bronze Age.

But this coalition is strained. Now they've got "their guy". He promised them he could deliver everything they wanted and pay for it with fairy farts and leprechaun snot. So they want him to make it happen, and each one wants him to make their issue his top priority. The longer he waits on their particular favorite issue, the angrier they are getting.

So he got Obamacare. Now he needs this darn pesky war to go away so he can focus on his other constituencies. So he goes to the nation that is easily his closest ideological ally: France. Y'know, the country that has been trying to enact socialism since before Marx wrote his manifesto. The country that forces people to work fewer hours to ensure artificially lower unemployment rates. The country that has riots every time a Minister of Parliament sneezes. The country that actually licenses line dance callers for "safety purposes". Yeah. France.

Now, I'm not about to say to the French, "No, you can't send your troops to Afghanistan." The more help we have killing Taliban jihadists, the better; and frankly the Foreign Legion is one good thing the French military has going for it. That said, for Teh Won to come groveling to Sarkozy for help is utterly ridiculous. The French public hate that French troops are in Afghanistan in the first place. They don't want us to succeed, or at least, not with their help.

Bambi can't swallow his pride and admit to America he was wrong. His whole political existence is built upon being right, dammit! Bambi is never wrong! Don't you know that?!?! He's never wrong! He's NEVER WRONG!!!1!11!!1!

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01 December 2009

The Science is Settled: Nobody is laughing at Progressives



Ahhhhh, who do I think I am kidding? We are all laughing at progressives! Snickering up our sleeves. The same way we laugh at retards. And baby seals when we club them.

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27 September 2009

Youth Unemployment Catastrophe

52.2% OF YOUTH BETWEEN 16 AND 24 ARE UNEMPLOYED!

How do you like this Change, all you douchebag SNL and MTV watching youths who voted for Obama? Well, maybe now you can beg for change on the street corner, thanks to Obama.

Me:
WTF?
Obama voter:
Change, please?
Me:
Would you like to have a job where you didn't have to beg for money, didn't have to degrade yourself for money, didn't have people looking at you with pity all day long because you are such a hopeless, jobless loser?
Obama voter:
Of course!
Me:
Elections have consequences, asshole! I can't afford to hire you under the Obama policies, and neither can anyone else.


I guarantee there are two reasons why the jobs market for youth suck. First, the Congress has nearly doubled the minimum wage over the last four years. Second, employers are too afraid of tax increases to expand or hire. The result is that there are no entry level jobs in the USA.

I have more breaking news that I don't think any Obama voters ever heard before.
If a promise seems too good to be true, it probably is bullshit!

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22 September 2009

Who are some of these progressive douchebags of whom you speak?

So you want to know who are some of the biggest progressive douchebags around?!

Travis Childers
Dina Titus
Carol Shea-Porter
Ann Kuster
Harry Teague
John Hall
Michael Arcuri
Larry Kissell
Earl Pomeroy
Steve Driehaus
Mary Jo Kilroy
Zack Space
Kathy Dahlkemper
Bryan Lentz
Patrick Murphy
Chris Carney
Paul Kanjorski
John Spratt
Stephanie Herseth Sandlin
Roy Herron
Chet Edwards
Ciro Rodriguez
Glenn Nye
Tom Perriello
Denny Heck
Mike Oliviero
Julie Lassa
Steve Kagen
Steve Raby
Ami Bera
Joe Garcia
Trent Van Haaften
Stephene Ann Moore
John Callahan
Jon Hulburd
Jon Hurlburd
Stephen Pougnet
Lori Edwards
Ravi Sangisetty
Pat Miles
Tarryl Clark
Tom White
Matthew Zeller
Paula Brooks
Manan Trivedi
Brett Carter
Suzan Delbene
Colleen Hanabusa
Robert Dold
Cedric Richmond
Lisa Murkowski
Barbara Boxer
Michael Bennet
Alexi Giannoulias
Robin Carnahan
Paul Hodes
Lee Fisher
Joe Sestak
Harry Reid
Scott McAdams
Kendrick Meek
Charlie Crist
Jack Conway
Patty Murray
Russ Feingold
Richard Blumenthal
Joe Manchin
Chris Coons
Ron Wyden
Kirsten Gillibrand
Mike McMahon
Scott Murphy
Bill Owens
Heath Schuler
Charlie Wilson
Betty Sutton
Kurt Schrader
Mark Critz
Lincoln Davis
Rick Boucher
Gerry Connolly
Rick Larsen
Ann Kirkpatrick
Harry Mitchell
Jerry McNerney
John Salazar
Betsy Markey
Allen Boyd
Alan Grayson
Alan Grayson
Suzanne Kosmas
Jim Marshall
Debbie Halvorson
Bill Foster
Phil Hare
Baron Hill
Leonard Boswell
Frank Kratovil
Gary McDowell
Mark Schauer
Mike Ross
Dennis Cardoza
Christopher Murphy
John Barrow
Melissa Bean
Bruce Braley
Dave Loebsack
John Yarmuth
Chellie Pingree
Tim Walz
Russ Carnahan
Rush Holt
Carolyn McCarthy
Dan Maffei
Bob Etheridge
Mike McIntyre
David Wu
Jason Altmire
Tim Holden
David Cicilline
Jim Matheson
Ron Kind
Bobby Bright
Gabrielle Giffords
Jim Costa
Loretta Sanchez
Ed Perlmutter
Jim Himes
John Carney
Ron Klein
Sanford Bishop, Jr.
Walter Minnick
Joe Donnelly
Ben Chandler
Gary Peters
Ike Skelton
John Adler
Martin Heinrich

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14 September 2009

Sociology Professor believes that blacks automatically defer to whites

You know, sometimes progressives say the craziest things. Check out what Assistant Professor Laurie Essig of the Middlebury College sociology department writes.
Of course, it’s also every left wing fear and desire as well: two upper class white kids pretending to be a pimp and a prostitute in a way that can only be described as “are you fucking kidding me?” He is wearing white pants and a blue oxford (very preppy) and a fur cape! What white college kid “pimp and ho” party did that cape come from? Also, as you watch the video, it is clear that these women are trying to help, but also seriously disturbed by the behavior of these two white kids. On the other hand, the class hierarchy is beyond them, the power dynamics well known to all the participants, and the women continue to try to please the white kids.
What is Ms. Essig saying? Isn't she saying that the class difference between the privileged white kids in their Halloween costumes and the ACORN working black women somehow forces the ACORN employees to descend into the brew of insanity their privileged white visitors are cooking? She is saying that the racial power difference forces this to happen. In her world, ruled by race, there is no other reason why people who work for ACORN might want to help a prostitute and a pimp buy a house to turn into a bordello in a nice neighborhood, get taxpayer money to help them do this, and engage in tax fraud while concealing underage prostitution. It's not like ACORN thrives on creating chaos and knows that nothing destroys a neighborhood as quickly as a house of prostitution. And what do destroyed neighborhoods mean to ACORN? Destroyed neighborhoods mean customers.

In case Essig didn't notice, the ACORNers were in their place. They were in their own offices. The power dynamic was on their side. If they wanted the crazy white kids to get out, all they had to do was tell them to leave. In addition, the kids were admitting to criminal activity and asking for help. That's leverage right there. All the ACORNers had to do was tell them to get the hell out. And that is what they would have done if they didn't work at ACORN, if they worked for an organization that didn't have the destruction of the community as its goal. Essig thinks that race explains why these ACORNers are either too stupid, too immoral, or too weak willed to resist the racial power differential. This is an inherently racist argument that is based on the assumption that their race made these women stupid, immoral or weak-willed. No fucking way! I'll tell you what made these women immoral, their connection to ACORN did it. ACORN may disguise itself as a harmless organization but it is not even close to harmless. Its goal is nothing less than the destruction of communities, so their inhabitants can be recruited as warriors in a revolution that imposes an inhuman progressive utopia.

But to Essig, ACORN workers collaborating in the destruction of neighborhoods and assisting in criminal enterprises is the result of racial and class imperatives. In other words, it's RAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM! Can you say "projection"? I knew you could. I do see racism one place in this piece. Essig should look in the mirror to see the racist douchebag in the room.

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12 September 2009

Oleg Atbashian is my Progressive-bashing hero!

Here it is in on only a few lines, the form of the propaganda that underLIES every single progressive douchebag's verbal technicolor yawn.

Generated in the depths of KGB think tanks, the Cold War-era propaganda template is comprised of the following linked axioms:
  1. Socialism is “progress.”
  2. Aversion to “progress” is a sign of outmoded backward thinking.
  3. All forward-thinking people are leftists.
  4. Leftists always speak for all people.
  5. People always unanimously support leftist leaders.
  6. Leftists are always under assault from the well-organized capitalist enemy.
  7. All workers and peasants hate capitalist exploiters.
  8. Armed resistance to a leftist government can only conceivably be staged by CIA agents in the service of American imperialism.
  9. Capitalists engage in relentless anti-socialist propaganda, subversion, and sabotage; they will commit any crime in order to kill hope and prevent the masses from liberation.
  10. The dying non-socialist sector of the world is run by a criminal conspiracy of capitalist oligarchs operating from the United States (and sometimes from Israel when appropriate).

Oleg, if you were teh ghey, and if I were teh ghey, I'd happily blow you. But things being what they are, I won't. NTTAWWT.

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08 September 2009

Douchy Kostard calls Tea Partiers and Glenn Beck racists

The non-famous progressive douchebag and teabagging, salad-tossing retard Jed Lewison at DKOS repeats the Comintern party line and says that "socialist" and "communist" are code words for "black". I know that the teabagging retard is self-evidently retarded, and too distracted by all the teabagging and salad-tossing he engages in, obsessively, in what is clearly a pathological case of penis envy focused on Josef "the Georgian Knockwurst" Stalin. But it is pathetic, really, this sub-zero-IQ insistence that racists hide behind words like socialism. All the racists I've ever met, mostly from when I was a progressive douchebag like Lewison, have been blatant about it, tossing out the n-word and anti-white bullshit like "cracker" and "blue-eyed white devil" freely. But Jed lies like he has a Pinocchio nose and wants to have the longest, stinkiest brown-nose of all time planted deep up the tushy of the collective commie left.

See his incredibly weak photoshop illustration after the jump.

Nope, the fact is it's all about the communism, stupid! If Jed were not such a swollen, jit-licking douchebag commie himself, he would be able to admit it.

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I could not sleep, then I found the cure!

Crooked Timber writes some of the most tedious self-congratulatory progressive crap ever about some fact-challenged Keynesian theory and a book the writer is working on. As we speak.

Snore......

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28 August 2009

Why would we want doctors who are just like teachers?

Samuel M. Pittman, an alumnus of the College of Eastern Utah, sure can set up a strawman.

In a socialist government, health care providers and administrators would live in housing provided by the government; receive vouchers for food, clothing, fuel and perhaps a small cash stipend.

The health care planned is more like the American education system. Our teachers and administrators are paid a salary that is drawn from taxpayers, but they are responsible to buy or rent their own homes and pay for food, clothing and fuel from their own pockets. These individuals are purchasing produced goods, contributing to the gross national product and thus are participants in the capitalist system.

Furthermore America has public and private education systems that co-exist and function quite well independent of one another. Consumers are free to choose where they send their children.
You know what we will get if we make doctors just like teachers? We will get DOCTORS WHO ARE JUST LIKE TEACHERS! We will have to pay for their lazy, uneducated, bureaucratic, petty, bossy, vindictive selves even if we also pay for good doctors somewhere else who know what they are doing. Hmmm, let's pretend we are like Mr. Pittman and want it, just for fun.

I am a rectal-cranial-invert like Mr. Pittman. Here is what I want:
  • A doctor who goes on vacation for 3 months every single year, plus a week in the spring, the fall, and two at Christmas.
  • A doctor whose office hours are 7AM to 1:30PM.
  • A doctor who gives me homework.
  • A doctor who makes me get a hall pass to use the toilet.
  • A doctor who will not let me leave the the office until the end of the day.
  • A doctor who denies me treatment if I talk out of turn.
  • A doctor who doesn't know the experimental method.
  • A doctor who makes me "press 1 for English" before I can talk to someone.
  • A doctor who expects me to sit all day and wait for ten minutes of treatment.
  • A doctor who makes me sit next to disruptive, violent or virulently sick patients in the examination room.
  • A doctor who sends me home if I'm too sick.
  • A doctor who wants to be my friend instead of my doctor.
  • A doctor who dots his or her i's with a happy face.
  • A doctor who gives me stickers when I do the "right" thing.
  • A doctor who rants about Marxist crap before treatment.
  • A doctor who won't give my kid an aspirin or allow her to take one herself, but will give her an abortion without letting me know.
  • A doctor who has sex with school kids with the frequency of teachers.
Yeah, you know, I changed my mind. I don't want that.

Parents can choose what school to send their kids to if they have enough money to send them to a private school. But they don't have a choice on which form of education to pay for. No matter whether they want to or not, they have to pay for the lousy union-run public schools. Unionized, government indoctrinated teachers may have good intentions, but they are not well trained. Their training is not anything like a doctor's training. Teacher colleges turn out functionally-retarded graduates who are thoroughly indoctrinated with all sorts of anti-family propaganda on how the goal of schools is to erase everything of their parents from the students under their care. Teachers are terrible at writing, math, and history, with a simple-minded faith in faddish beliefs about science but absolutely no understanding of the empirical method. These are the best and brightest that the teacher schools turn out.

I do not want them taking out my appendix, giving me a prescription for a painkiller, or giving me a prostate exam. Do you want your kid's kindergarten teacher to perform brain surgery on you? How about to give you a vasectomy or tubal ligation? Set your bone? Figure out that nagging pain that keeps getting worse and that doctor after doctor can't find? Deliver your baby?

Yeah?... No.... I didn't think so.

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25 August 2009

Progressive Republican Douchebag thinks Obama respects the Constitution


John McCain is a fool, and a shameless progressive Republican douchebag. He ought to retire, which I am sure he will do just about as quick as Teddy Kennedy will.

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24 August 2009

Anti-Bush douchebags get caught making bombs to kill Republicans, threaten to kill FBI informant, get informed on, more caught

We believe in the rule of law and all that shit, right? So what are we supposed to do when we are around people who are plotting to throw bombs at delegates to a political party's national convention? Are we supposed to stay quiet and let the bombs blow up, killing who they kill, or should we let the law know first so the mass murder plot can be stopped?

Next question. If your friends got caught with bombs they were planning to use to murder people of that political party, what would you do? Would you wonder what the fuck was wrong with them for planning to murder people? Or would you be mad at the guy who told the FBI about it?

What would you do? If you are Katyanne Marie Kibby of Austin, you threaten to kill the FBI informer, who promptly tells the FBI, leading to your arrest and prosecution for crimes that could put you in prison for 20 years and fine you $250 thousand.

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18 August 2009

If I was a kook obsessive...

if I was a kook obsessive
I could be pretty progressive
with my towering stacks of papers
and my fridge all full of capers
and my papier mache head
of George Bushhitler, lip tuft-ed
in the Adolf Hitler fashion
more filling than a k-ration.
But a Hitler 'stache on Obama
isn't even allowed in drama.
And I never take a shower
but I shall speak truth to power!

Obama-Shave

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17 August 2009

Dear Ashley, pay your own rent, you leech

This letter from a grand-dad to his grand-daughter is so effing smug and funny I leaned back in my chair, lost my balance, and cracked the back of my head open on the counter. Now I'm bleeding all over my mop of hair and I still can't stop chuckling, even while scrubbing blood off the nkdfapafgm.v keyboard. And the collar of my shirt too.

Sweetheart,

I received your request for assistance.

Ashley, you know I love you dearly and I’m sympathetic to your financial plight. Unfortunately, times have changed. With the election of President Obama, your grandmother and I have had to set forth a bold new economic plan of our own…"The Ashley Economic Empowerment Plan."

It gets way better. I always like to see another progressive douchebag face the reality behind the veneer of fauxery in their progressive Matrix fantasy world. The only thing better would be to see young Ashley suddenly realize what a cad her Adolescent Crush President was. I know he isn't going to pay her rent, her car payment, or her gas money, no matter what the idiots believed before the election.

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05 August 2009

Dan Riehl takes on The Northern Douche [a.k.a. Gryphen a.k.a. Jesse Griffin]

Again for background go here.

Below you will find a 4 part audio of Dan Riehl with Eddie Burke discussing the Palin Divorce [among other rumors] rumor created by The Northern Douche.

Not a lot of douche filled commentary on this one...just spreading the word.

Oh...did I mention that you shouldn't piss off Stacy McCain and Dan Riehl.

Ok...just wanted to make sure.





Douche Baggins McGee here...signing out!!

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04 August 2009

Yikes! Democrat douchebags scared stupid of regular American citizens

What are progressive douchebags like Dick Turban (Douchebag, IL) most scared of?

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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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