18 August 2009

If I was a kook obsessive...

if I was a kook obsessive
I could be pretty progressive
with my towering stacks of papers
and my fridge all full of capers
and my papier mache head
of George Bushhitler, lip tuft-ed
in the Adolf Hitler fashion
more filling than a k-ration.
But a Hitler 'stache on Obama
isn't even allowed in drama.
And I never take a shower
but I shall speak truth to power!


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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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