30 August 2009

Joke: Traffic Jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Chris Matthews, Rahm Emmanuel and David Axelrod.

'They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon...'


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1 comments:

Aunt Flo August 30, 2009 at 12:52:00 PM EDT  

The carbon footprint from burning those pieces of garbage, would probably warm the earth as well as the cockles of my heart...

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