07 August 2009

The Real Joke is Government Service

I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies.

  • Internal Revenue 'Service'
  • U..S. Postal 'Service'
  • Telephone 'Service'
  • Cable TV 'Service'
  • Civil 'Service'
  • State, City, County & Public 'Service'
  • Customer 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I.


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2 comments:

Blago Bloggo August 7, 2009 at 7:48:00 AM EDT  

I should give credit where credit is due. My cousin, Bubba Baggins, told me this joke. He did not get this joke from that woman, Monica Hairfoot.

Aunt Flo August 9, 2009 at 12:50:00 AM EDT  

Next time some douche asks you 'Where's the Beef?' point them here..

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