12 September 2009

Oleg Atbashian is my Progressive-bashing hero!

Here it is in on only a few lines, the form of the propaganda that underLIES every single progressive douchebag's verbal technicolor yawn.

Generated in the depths of KGB think tanks, the Cold War-era propaganda template is comprised of the following linked axioms:
  1. Socialism is “progress.”
  2. Aversion to “progress” is a sign of outmoded backward thinking.
  3. All forward-thinking people are leftists.
  4. Leftists always speak for all people.
  5. People always unanimously support leftist leaders.
  6. Leftists are always under assault from the well-organized capitalist enemy.
  7. All workers and peasants hate capitalist exploiters.
  8. Armed resistance to a leftist government can only conceivably be staged by CIA agents in the service of American imperialism.
  9. Capitalists engage in relentless anti-socialist propaganda, subversion, and sabotage; they will commit any crime in order to kill hope and prevent the masses from liberation.
  10. The dying non-socialist sector of the world is run by a criminal conspiracy of capitalist oligarchs operating from the United States (and sometimes from Israel when appropriate).

Oleg, if you were teh ghey, and if I were teh ghey, I'd happily blow you. But things being what they are, I won't. NTTAWWT.


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Why pick on Progressives?

Progressives are neo-barbarian, luddite fools who want to replace all scientific progress with their failed, pseudo-scientific, utopian fairy tale and take us back to the paleolithic period. In other words they are douchebags.

Q: Do you have a problem with Progressive Insurance?

We don't have a problem with their insurance product. But the company is also a major giver of money to politically progressive causes, and because of that the owners and managers are total douchebags.

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