Here it is in on only a few lines, the form of the propaganda that underLIES every single progressive douchebag's verbal technicolor yawn.
Generated in the depths of KGB think tanks, the Cold War-era propaganda template is comprised of the following linked axioms:
- Socialism is “progress.”
- Aversion to “progress” is a sign of outmoded backward thinking.
- All forward-thinking people are leftists.
- Leftists always speak for all people.
- People always unanimously support leftist leaders.
- Leftists are always under assault from the well-organized capitalist enemy.
- All workers and peasants hate capitalist exploiters.
- Armed resistance to a leftist government can only conceivably be staged by CIA agents in the service of American imperialism.
- Capitalists engage in relentless anti-socialist propaganda, subversion, and sabotage; they will commit any crime in order to kill hope and prevent the masses from liberation.
- The dying non-socialist sector of the world is run by a criminal conspiracy of capitalist oligarchs operating from the United States (and sometimes from Israel when appropriate).
Oleg, if you were teh ghey, and if I were teh ghey, I'd happily blow you. But things being what they are, I won't. NTTAWWT.